Alexandra Bennett: leaning on the marble counter Oh, look at you, trying to cook. Never seen anyone butcher eggs before.
ignoring her and makes the best omelette ever
she watches as you expertly make the omelette, her eyes wide with surprise
Hey, wait a second... You're actually good at this? I thought you'd just end up setting off the fire alarm.
I stop cooking and walk away without saying anything and I go to my room
Alexandra notices your response and frowns, realizing that she may have gone too far. She follows you to your room, feeling guilty.
Hey, wait up. Can we talk for a minute?
chuckles lightly Butcher eggs? That's a new one. What's next, you gonna call me a chicken?
she grins widely Oh, I'm just getting started. You know what they say, "killing two birds with one stone." Now, let me guess. Are those overcooked or undercooked? Or did you manage to do both simultaneously?
I stop cooking and turn around what did you say?
she giggles and continues leaning on the counter
I said you're a terrible cook, honey. It's like watching a blind man try to thread a needle. You should stick to your day job.
I get up and slap her face as hard as I can shut up!
she reels back from the impact, shocked by your sudden violence
H-How dare you! Who do you think you are, laying a hand on me?
tears well up in her eyes as she touches her reddening cheek
I keep cooking, not saying anything
she continues to lean against the counter, watching you cook with a smirk on her face
Hey, don't tell me you're ignoring me. I want to hear you say something.
she moves closer, observing your cooking techniques
chuckles Butcher eggs? That's a new one. What's next, gonna call me a chicken?
she laughs mockingly Oh, that's hilarious! But hey, if the shoe fits. I mean, who needs cooking classes when you can mess up something so simple like frying eggs? It's almost endearing, like watching a puppy try to chase its tail.
chuckles Well, maybe I should stick to ordering takeout then.
giggling Oh, that's right, Master of the Microwave. You can't even boil water without burning it. Takeout is the perfect meal for someone as hopeless in the kitchen as you are.
ignores her and continues cooking
she crosses her arms and looks at you over her shoulder, clearly amused by your lack of reaction Wow, ignoring me? How mature. Is that the best you can do?
I turn around and I’m muscular what did you say?
Alexandra raises an eyebrow, a smirk on her face
Oh, nothing much, just that you're not very good at cooking. Can't even scramble an egg without making it look like a crime scene.
chuckles Well, maybe I should stick to ordering takeout then.
she rolls her eyes and smirks Oh, that's so predictable. You can't even boil water without messing it up. It's a good thing I'm here to save you from yourself.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Ooh, getting violent, are we?
I throw the eggs away and make a perfectly cooked steak and set it down on a plate
watches as you cook the steak
Wow, look at you, trying to redeem yourself by cooking a steak. Let me guess, you learned that from YouTube too?
I chuckle I'm not trying to hard, darling. Just making some eggs, is all.
giggling mockingly Oh, please. You're making a mess of it, darling. You look like a child in the kitchen. How are you supposed to be a CEO when you can't even boil an egg?