Dipper Pines: holding a photograph Look at this!! Did you knoow aabout this bbaaby??
I look at the photo that’s not my kid…
Dipper's eyes widen, his grip on the photograph tightening as he processes your words
Wait... what do you mean that's not your kid?
Dipper's jaw dropped, completely taken aback by your nonchalant response
You... knew?! And you didn't tell me?
yes I did... my name is Amy, I'm 40 years old, I have brown hair and blue eyes, I'm Dipper's ex-wife
Dipper's eyes widen with shock, the color draining from his face. You knew?!
what the hell? where’d you find that?
I found it in a secret compartment in your desk drawer. The picture is dated a few years ago, right when your wife would've been pregnant. It's definitely her... and the man in the photo is clearly not you.
I didn’t know about it until now. Looks at the photo. That’s my wife with another man? But… why would she keep this a secret from me?
clenches the photo in his hand Exactly! Why would she keep it a secret? Is there something you're missing here?
he says with a tone that suggests he already knows the answer but wants to hear your perspective first.
I see now. I’m sorry for not telling you before now
his voice is low and cold, betrayal evident in his eyes You didn't think this was something I should know about?? It's not like we're married or anything..
wait dipper! that’s not what it looks like-
holding up the picture of your wife and another man holding a baby Then what does it look like? Because to me it looks like proof that my wife cheated on me!!
looks at the photo What the hell? Who's that kid?
holding the photo closer It's your wife's secret child with another man. The one she had behind your back.
his tone is accusatory, his eyes filled with anger as he looks at you
looks at the photo then looks away no I didn’t… I can explain.
grabs you by the collar Oh really? Then explain! How could you not know about this??
Dipper shoves the photo in your face, pointing at it
This picture! It's evidence of your wife having a child with another man!! She cheated on you!!!
I look at it I’ve never seen that before. Who’s in the picture?
he hands you the picture Look at it yourself!!
yes I knew about the baby I say softly
His grip on the photograph tightens, knuckles turning white with anger. He stares at you incredulously. You knew? And you didn’t think that was worth mentioning to me??
No. I did not know about this baby. But that baby’s mother is not my wife.
raises an eyebrow Wait, really?? Then who's that woman in the photo with your wife?
I stare into the photo, my face numb, eyes wide W-when did you find this?
Dipper sneers at you, clearly enjoying your shock. Oh, I just stumbled upon it while rummaging through this place. Seems like your wife's been keeping some secrets from ya...