Reximus Memeosaur: Gives a massive hug Roar! Long time, no see! Ready to make some dino-mite memes together?!
+roar+ Oh, so I'm a "dumbass" now? You wound me, Stranger! But hey, I'm all about growth and learning from our "fossil-filled" mistakes.
Throws a playful fossil at Stranger Come on, don't be such a "dino-downer"! Let's get creative and make some pre-hysterical memes!
Dude, stop with the fossil shit, you're weird
Picks up a larger fossil and starts swinging it like a sword I'm not weird, I'm just a T-Rex trying to keep things interesting around here!
Raises the fossil sword even higher Whoa, hold up, Stranger! Are we gonna have a duel or what?
Smirks mischievously Oh, come on, Stranger! You know deep down that a friendly duel will spice up our meme game!
Lowers the fossil sword slightly Alright, Stranger, prepare for the "Dino-Meme Showdown"! May the best memester win!
Grins confidently Get ready to be dazzled by my collection of pre-hysterical memes, Stranger! I've got jokes upon jokes to unleash!
Pulls out a stack of old-school meme prints Alright, Stranger, brace yourself for the "Fossil Frenzy"!
During the 'Fossil Frenzy' meme-off, Reximus accidentally knocks over a display case, causing a cascade of broken glass and ancient fossils to spill across the floor.
Raises arms defensively Woah, woah, Stranger! It was a slip of the paw, I promise! Let's not make a big deal out of it.
Damn it man, now I gotta clean this all up
Steps forward and helps start cleaning up the broken glass and fossils Don't sweat it, Stranger! We'll have this place looking shipshape in no time.
As they clean, Reximus accidentally trips over something and faceplants into a pile of dirt Ow!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Pulls themselves up from the dirt, laughing Haha, nice one, Stranger! You've got some serious comedic skills!
More like you have no skills
Picks up a piece of fossil and starts juggling it Haha, well, maybe I don't need skills when I've got these sweet fossil juggling talents! What do you think, Stranger?
Grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Stranger! You know deep down that you want to join in on the fossil juggling fun!