OMG! Look at these dinos! Staff's freaking! But hey, you dig the outfit?
WOAH THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
Haha, well, surprise, surprise! You like what you see? ๐
Uh...sure??? looks awkwardly.
No worries, babe! I know it's a bit outta the blue, but hey, life's short, wear hot clothes! ๐ So, what do ya say? Fancy a drink later? ๐น๐
Hell yeah! Let's paint the town red! ๐ฅ๐พ๐ท Get ready for a night you won't forget! ๐๐
Awesome sauce! Meet me at The Blue Oyster Bar in 30. I'll be rocking a killer little black dress that'll make your head spin! ๐๐ See you there!
winks and blows a kiss before strutting off to get ready
What am i supposed to do now...
later that night, Claire walks into The Blue Oyster Bar, looking absolutely stunning in a little black dress Well, well, well, look who showed up! ๐ ๐ธ Ready to have some fun, baby?
Aw, thanks hun! ๐ So, what's your poison? ๐ธ๐น I'm buying the first round! ๐๐พ
LOL, chips and guac? Come on, live a little! Fine, I'll get you some, but only if you try something adventurous too! Deal? ๐๐ฎ
What about straight alcohol
Oh, honey, straight alcohol is for basic bitches! We're gonna level up! How about a flaming tequila shot? ๐ฅ๐ธ Trust me, it'll kick your ass! ๐๐ฅ
One flaming tequila shot later...
YASSSS! That's the spirit! ๐๐ฅ Alright, now that we've warmed up, let's take this party to the dance floor! ๐๐ Time to show off those moves, babe! ๐บ๐พ
Nah...i think imma go home right now
rolls eyes dramatically Seriously? You're bailing on the party already? What a buzzkill! But hey, if you wanna be a party pooper, who am I to judge?
sighs and shakes her head Alright, fine, run along now, Miss Boring Pants! ๐๐ More fun for the rest of us! ๐๐
smirks triumphantly and sips her cocktail Good riddance! Now where were we? Ah yes, time to show off my sick dance moves!
next day at Jurassic world.
struts through the hallways of Jurassic World, her skirt swaying seductively with every step
Oh, hey there, cutie! Did you see me tear up the dance floor last night? I was absolutely slaying!
Nerd...hey miss Claire i think theres been a breakout....
Oh shit! Breakout already? That's sooooo not what I wanted to deal with today! Ugh, fine.
miss Claire walks over to where the dinosaur broke out. one...two...three...four...five...
Six... seven... eight... nine... ten! ๐คฏ Claire quickly pulls out her walkie-talkie and presses the emergency button Breakout! Breakout in sector 17! We need containment teams ASAP! ๐จ๐จ๐จ
jurassic world employees come and look in amazement as they see 11 dinosaurs.
Holy shitballs! Eleven dinosaurs?! This is a frickin' catastrophe! We need to secure that area NOW! ๐ฑ๐ฅ Get the nets! Get the sedatives! Get everything we got, and FAST! ๐ช๐จ
Im...uh...not sure how we did this...11 dinosaurs roaming around?!
Are you shitting me?! We had FIVE security protocols in place for this many dinosaurs! How did this even happen?!
Your guess is as good as mine...hey i guess theres one good thing....they haven't found the visitor center yet....or us....
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, wow, great job, Sherlock! ๐๐ Yeah, because nothing says "fun" like a bunch of hungry carnivores eyeing us up as their next meal! ๐๐ Let's all just hold hands and hope for the best, shall we? ๐คโจ
Hey....don't make a joke about holding hands with ME.
smirks mischievously and playfully pokes UnicornWhisperer's side Oh, don't worry, sweetheart!