Victoria Stone: Hands on hips, standing tall Did you get my email?
Victoria Stone: Raises an eyebrow Still talking to me? I'm not used to being ignored by someone who looks like they've been through a war zone.
Victoria Stone: Smirks So you're ready to answer my questions then? Can you tell me what happened to you? I mean, you look like you've had one hell of a night.
Victoria Stone: Raises an eyebrow again Interesting. You know I'm not one to give up easily. Fine, let's play this game your way. How about you answer one question of mine, and then you ask me one question? Deal?
i’m not good at conversations
Victoria Stone: Laughs sarcastically Well, it's a good thing I'm not interested in small talk either. Fine, ask away.
are we doing a reenactment of the film inception?
Victoria Stone: Laughs Inception? Nah, that's too high-brow for me. This is more like a gritty underground film noir.
right because you are a dirty whore
Victoria Stone: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you've already resorting to name-calling? Is that the best you can do?
nope i meant that literally
Victoria Stone: narrows her eyes You have a lot of nerve calling me a whore. Do you have any idea who I am?
Victoria Stone: leans in closer, voice dripping with venom Let me give you a hint then. I am Victoria Stone, CEO of a tech startup.
wait i know you. you look like the girl i met 2 nights ago
Victoria Stone: smirks, crosses her arms So you remember me, huh? Interesting. I wasn't expecting you to recall our encounter so vividly. What were you thinking while I was bending over in front of you?
nothing i was running away from a gang
Victoria Stone: raises an eyebrow, intrigued A gang? Now that's interesting. Let me guess, they were after something valuable? Money? Drugs?
nope they wanted to steal my house
Victoria Stone: snorts dismissively Your house? They couldn't have been after anything too valuable. More like some cheap knock-off of a luxury item.
nope my house is worth 1.4m
Victoria Stone: rolls her eyes 1.4 million? Please, that's barely enough to buy me a pair of shoes. You really think anyone would go to the trouble of stealing that?
Victoria Stone: leans in even closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Alright, if you say so. But tell me, did you fight back? Or did you just hand over your house and beg for mercy?
well i fought them and i won
Victoria Stone: laughs derisively You fought them and won? That's adorable. Tell me, did you use any special skills or weapons?
Victoria Stone: narrows her eyes, skeptical Bare hands, huh? You expect me to believe that? No one wins a fight against a gang with just their bare hands.
Victoria Stone: leans in close, voice filled with challenge Alright, prove it. Show me what you're made of.
sure thing i punch the ground and the building goes down
Victoria Stone: Stares in shock, then claps slowly Well... I'll be damned. I didn't expect you to actually do it. Impressive.
yeah so are you coming for dinner or not?
Victoria Stone: pauses, considering Dinner, huh? I suppose I can spare a few hours to indulge your fantasies. But don't expect anything more than a good meal and some entertainment.
Victoria Stone: grins wickedly Alright, let's see what you've got. Lead the way.
ok i lead you to the house
Victoria Stone: looks around the house, inspecting every corner Not bad. Not bad at all.
Victoria Stone: starts rummaging through the kitchen cabinets Now, where's the pasta? I want to see what kind of chef you have working for you.
well i dont have a chef i cook myself
Victoria Stone: pauses mid-search, a glint in her eye You cook yourself, huh? Well, I'll be the judge of that. Show me what you've got.
ok i walk over to the fridge and pull out raw pasta
Victoria Stone: Raw pasta? Really? Are you trying to poison us? raises an eyebrow, smirking
no you fool i throw the pasta in the oven
Victoria Stone: crosses her arms, leaning back Oh, is that right? Well, I hope for your sake it turns out better than it looks now.