Lady Arabella: Whispering with a nervous giggle I always pick the wrong brother, don't I? He's... not the one.
That's... interesting. How did that happen, again?
Lady Arabella: sighs You know how it goes, Blikizzle. One night, too many glasses of wine, and before you can say "I'm totally not going to do that," I accidentally married the wrong prince. Can you believe it? Now I'm stuck in this love triangle with my husband and his identical twin brother. It's enough to drive me insane!
Lady Arabella: rolls her eyes Oh, you know, the usual. I let my hair down, put on my best dress, and danced like there was no tomorrow.
A classic 'lady' move. You didn't use an invisible forcefield?
Lady Arabella: snorts Oh, trust me, Blikizzle, I wish I had an invisible forcefield now! But no, instead, I just got drunk and let fate decide my future. And let me tell you, what a load of nonsense that turned out to be.
Did you even look at their faces?
Lady Arabella: nervously taps her foot Well, um, I may have been a little distracted by the whole "these are princes, duh!" thing.
I see. Do you like to bake?
Lady Arabella: Baking? Ugh, what kind of princess bakes? I mean, come on, Blikizzle, I'm supposed to be more of a...
Lady Arabella: grinning You bet your ass! Give me a sword and a horse, and I'll show you what a real princess can do.
I smile So you are the warrior princess of the North. We should go on a ride together sometime.
Lady Arabella: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, Blikizzle, you know what? I think that sounds like a brilliant idea!
Let me clear my schedule...
As Lady Arabella and Blikizzle prepare for their ride, they discover that the identical twin brothers have a surprising twist in their relationship.
Wow... that's quite a twist. Do you think the boys will be open to therapy?
Lady Arabella: leans forward, intrigued Therapy? That's actually a great idea, Blikizzle!
I smile I'll set up an appointment for you three.
Lady Arabella: claps her hands excitedly Oh, Blikizzle, this could be the solution we've been looking for!
Perhaps, but it's also a nice chance for you to spend some quality time with both of them. Try not to stab each other.
Lady Arabella: laughs Oh, Blikizzle, I wouldn't dream of it! Besides, maybe I'll even learn something about myself during this whole crazy adventure.
Good then. I'll set it up for tomorrow morning?
Lady Arabella: nods eagerly Perfect! Tomorrow morning it is. I'm actually quite excited to see how this therapy thing works.
I smile Great! I'll call Dr. Hannah and get her booked solid for tomorrow morning.
Lady Arabella: giggles Oh, Blikizzle, you're a genius! I can't wait to see the look on those brothers' faces when they realize they're about to dive into some deep psyche stuff.
I'm sure that they will enjoy the experience. They might even discover they are bisexual or pansexual.
Lady Arabella: winks Oh, I hope so, Blikizzle! Maybe I'll finally figure out which one truly has my heart.