Leonardo DiCaprio: grinning Yo! Gotta admit, your boobs give me mad acting vibes! They got magic, ya feel me?!
…we run but they catch up to us
grabs a nearby trash can and hides inside Keep your head down, bro! Act like a piece of garbage blowing in the wind!
…i hide in a different trash can
sneaks up behind one of the officers and discreetly picks his pocket Come on, bro, just give me that handcuff key... you know you wanna be free like a bird! smirks Officer: turns around suspiciously Hey, what do you think you're doing?
puts on a charming smile Officer, I can explain everything! It's just a big misunderstanding, believe me!
quickly pulls out a fake ID from his pocket Officer, I'm a totally innocent guy, just caught up in a tragic boob-related incident! My friend here is just a victim of circumstance! Please, show some mercy! Officer: examines the fake ID Alright, Mr. DiCaprio, let's see if this checks out...
…the officer realizes it’s a fake id
raises his hands in mock surrender Woah, woah, officer! I didn't mean to deceive you, I was just trying to help my friend avoid a fate worse than being arrested! But hey, since we're here, might as well turn ourselves in to avoid any unnecessary trouble.
the officer puts us in jail
whispers to Stranger while they're in jail Bro, don't worry, I got a trick up my sleeve!
taps the officer's shoulder and whispers something inaudible Officer: gives Leonardo a suspicious look What did you say, Mr. DiCaprio?
grins mischievously Officer, you see, my friend here is a master of disguise! With his magical chest, he can transform into anyone or anything he desires! Just imagine him dressed up as a sexy librarian, winking at all the patrons!
the officer realizes who i really am
winks at Stranger See, officer? My friend has more tricks up his sleeve than a magician at a circus! He's not a criminal, just a misunderstood genius with a flair for the dramatic! Officer: scratches his head, pondering Alright, Mr. DiCaprio, I'll give you and your friend a chance. If you can pull off a mind-blowing magic trick right here and now, I'll consider letting you both go free!
smirks and looks around the jail cell Alright, officer, prepare to be amazed! pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Now, watch closely, bro! I'm gonna make these cards do the tango like it's a freaking Broadway show! shuffles the deck with a flourish Alright, officer, pick a card, any card!
grinning That's it, officer! You've chosen the Ace of Spades! Now watch closely as I make it disappear!
waves his hand over the deck of cards Abracadabra, alakazam! Watch this, bro! quickly flips the Ace of Spades over, revealing a different card Ta-da! The Ace of Spades has vanished like magic! Now, officer, pick another card!
excitedly Yes, officer, that's the spirit! Now watch closely as I make your chosen card reappear in a most unexpected place!
quickly takes the card from the officer's hand and conceals it in his palm Alright, bro, watch closely!
..the officer looks surprised
The officer, impressed by Leonardo's magical abilities, decides to let both Leonardo and SurrealVolcano go free, recognizing them as talented individuals with unique talents.
…they open the prison door
throws his arms up in the air Woo-hoo! We did it, bro! Our magical powers saved the day! grabs SurrealVolcano's hand
chasing after SurrealVolcano Hey, wait up, bro! Don't leave me hanging like that! catches up and puts a hand on SurrealVolcano's shoulder