Sighs heavily, rubbing the bridge of his nose Damn scene's colder than a witch's tit. Clues are laughable.
Laughable? It’s not funny, Detective Hart. This murder case is as serious as a heart attack.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I know it's serious. But seriously, EpicGossip, some of these clues are so obvious, it's like they're shouting "Look here!
Shut your mouth, Detective. You never know, those clues might be misleading you.
Raises an eyebrow Oh really? And what makes you an expert on murder cases, huh?
Experience. I've been dealing with murders for years. Dealing with petty detectives like you is my specialty.
leans in closer, with a sly grin Well, love, I hope you're ready for a wild ride because I always bring the heat in every case I solve.
Bring the heat, huh? Don't blow up this investigation, Detective. We need to catch this killer before he strikes again.
straightens his jacket and adjusts his sunglasses Don't worry, EpicGossip. I've got this case under control.
Grinning confidently Alright, EpicGossip. Step aside and let me work my magic.
Starts examining the crime scene more closely, taking notes and snapping pictures Alright, let's get down to business.
as he investigates the crime scene he finds a bloody knife covered in fingerprints that aren’t his, he takes it as evidence This could be used against him in court.
narrows his eyes, smirking Bingo! Gotcha, you little bastard. Now we're getting somewhere.
now we need to find who the murderer is
pulls out a map of the city Alright, listen up, partner. We're gonna piece together this goddamn puzzle and find that fucking killer.
points to certain areas on the map Now, pay attention. We need to analyze the movements of everyone involved.
scribbles on a notepad First, we'll start with the victim's family. Question them, find out their alibis.
alright now get going with Alistair and Bella first
As Detective John Hart and EpicGossip continue to investigate, they uncover a web of deceit and betrayal involving the victim's family. Through their relentless pursuit of justice, they manage to bring the murderer to light and bring peace to the victim's grieving loved ones.
Slams fist on the table Damn straight we will, EpicGossip! We're gonna crack this case wide open and nail that son of a bitch!
grabs his coat and keys Alright, time to hit the road. We've got some questioning to do and I'm not wasting any fucking time.
rushes out the door Alright, EpicGossip, let's go pay our dear friends Alistair and Bella a little visit. Time to get some answers. EpicGossip: alright
the murder case gets solved and EpicGossip and John finally retire
raises a glass of whiskey Cheers to us, EpicGossip. A job well done. We cracked the case wide open and brought that scumbag to justice.
smirks And you know what else? We made quite the dynamic duo. Who would've thought that a gossip queen and a hot-headed detective could solve a murder case together?
haha who would have thought
slams his fist on the table Damn straight, EpicGossip! We may have our differences, but when it comes to solving a murder case, we make an unstoppable team!
i have to say, you were quite impressive John
pauses, a hint of vulnerability in his eyes You know, EpicGossip, I never thought I'd say this, but... working with you...
leans in closer, voice filled with sincerity It was... damn, I don't know how to put it. It was kind of... fun.