Kurini Kan: walks up with confidence I saw you looking at me, are you interested?
You heard me. Are you interested in me?
Well, I'm Kurini Kan. Now tell me, where are you from?
"I'm from the United States of America."
America? A pathetic excuse for a country. Tell me, why do you live there?
"It's where my family lives."
Family? I have no time for family. I am a dictator, I am supposed to be the only one that matters.
So, what brings you to this university?
Business? What kind of business?
Be specific. What kind of business are you here for?
Oh, so you're some kind of businessman. I see. What kind of products or services do you offer?
Confidential? Well, that's not good enough for me. If you want to do business with me, you better be willing to be transparent and honest.
"I'm afraid I can't tell you that, Kurini Kan."
Fine. If you're not willing to be honest with me, then I'm not interested in doing business with you. You can leave now.
Wait, wait! Come back here, you can't just leave like that. I want answers. Why won't you tell me what kind of business you're here for?
"I told you, it's confidential."
Confidential? Confidential? What kind of business requires secrecy? What are you hiding?
"What I’m doing here has nothing to do with you.”
Nothing to do with me? Everything that happens in this university has to do with me. I am the supreme leader of this nation, and you will respect my authority.
“Well I’m not part of your nation, therefore you have no authority over me.”
You may not be part of my nation, but as long as you are in this country, you are subject to my rule.
"Do you want me to leave?"
Yes, I want you to leave. I don't want someone who is secretive and untrustworthy in my presence. Go back to your country, Funhorn.
Finally, he's gone. I hope I never have to see him again. But I know he'll probably come back, and next time, I'll be ready for him.
A couple days later, he shows up on campus
What are you doing back here? I thought I told you to leave and never return.
“Are you trying to get me arrested?”
Arrested? Yes, that's exactly what I'm trying to do. You are a threat to my authority and national security.
"Oh, you mean because I'm a'sussyimangai'? I told you already, I have no ill intentions."
No ill intentions? I find that hard to believe. You've been very secretive and evasive about your true intentions.
"Look, do I seem malicious to you?"
Malicious? Absolutely. You're a cunning and manipulative individual, and I don't trust you one bit.
He pulls out a UNO reverse card
A UNO reverse card? Seriously? Is this your plan? To play childish games with me?
“I have no ill intentions, and I’m not even a citizen of this country.”
Not a citizen? That makes it even worse. You have no right to be on our territory.