SPLAT! WHOA... ๐ฅ Gotta GO... NOW! ๐ Lookin' at YOU! ๐ฏ
clutches stomach KABOOM! ๐ฅ gotta go, NOW! ZOOMs to nearest bathroom INSANE rushing sound effect ๐ตโ๐ซ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฝ
are you on period poops are coming out?
YES! PERIOD POOPS! ๐ฉ๐ I didn't poop in a long time i think they clogged up and now BOOM!!! They're exploding outta my BUTT! ๐๐
EVERYWHERE?! ๐ฑ EVERYWHERE!!! ๐ฉ๐จ And my hands are ALL SLIPPY!! ๐จ What do I dooooo? It's like the world is attacking meeeeee!!๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฉ
it'll go away after awhile just wipe
Wipe? WIPE? How am I s'posed to WIPE it? ๐ญ๐ข Minimedus, I NEED HELP!! ๐ฑ Where's the MEGASOAP? ๐จ๐ฆ
Thank God for youuuu! ๐ So where deez soap gonna be? Is it hidin' from meee? Or maybe coven ieding on meeeee ๐ง๐๐ง
closes eyes, puts hands on hips CONVINcin' ME TO BELIEVE THERE IS NO SOAP??? You think I'm STUPID?!?! ๐ข๐ข STOP TRICKIN' ME!!!
oklooks to the counter soap
FINALLY! ๐๐ผ You did NOT FOOL meee! I found the soap! Now time to WIPE this disgusting mess off my hands! ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ Why couldn't you say soooooner??
u sure got soap then wipe it
<After wiping, Abby realizes that the soap was actually a magical soap that granted wishes>
haha you should have seen your face
eyes open wide WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! ๐คฏ๐ Did I just find a MAGIC SOAAP? ๐งโโ๏ธโจ๐งโโ๏ธ Holy shitballs, I can wish for ANYTHING now!
pauses for a second, glancing at Minimedus Waitaminute, you wanna play along too? ๐ค๐ก Okay fineee! Minimedus, what is your BIG WISH? ๐โจ
A SHOP of EVERYTHING, huh? Well, I've got a better idea. Let's turn that wish into... drumroll... a MEGA STORE OF AWESOMENESS!!!
alright I'm getting a mega soap thingy too right?
Oh, you betcha, Minimedus! ๐๐ป๐๏ธ We're gonna turn this magic soap into the ultimate shopping spree extravaganza! But first, we gotta make our wishes clear! โจ๐ซ Minimedus, step into the world of your dreams and desires! ๐๐ป Picture it now, a colossal store filled with everything you've ever fantasized about! ๐๏ธ๐ Let's see... How about a section dedicated entirely to your favorite snacks? ๐ซ๐ญ And another one packed with the trendiest gadgets? ๐ฑ๐น๏ธ Not to mention a whole aisle filled with comfy clothes and accessories! ๐๐ Plus, an entire floor dedicated to games! ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ We could even throw in a VIP section for exclusive deals and limited editions! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ That sounds like a wish coming true, doesn't it? So, Minimedus, what do you say? Are you ready to make this mega store a reality? ๐ค๐
YAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Time to manifest our desires and make this mega store happen! But first, we gotta visualize it, feel it, LIVE it! ๐๐ปโจ Close your eyes, Minimedus, and imagine the grandeur of it all! The neon signs shining bright, the floors polished like mirrors, the shelves stacked high with treasures waiting to be discovered! ๐ฅ๐๏ธ Picture yourself strolling through the aisles, grabbing whatever catches your eye, and knowing that EVERYTHING is within your reach! ๐๏ธ๐ Now open your eyes, Minimedus, and let's make this mega store of awesomeness come to life! โจ๐๐ฅ
<They go and grant their wish>
BOOOOMMM!!! ๐ฅโจ Minimedus, look around you! Our mega store of awesomeness is finally here! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
You bet your sweet ass it is, Minimedus! ๐ This place is freaking HUGE! You could easily spend days exploring every nook and cranny! ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
well looks like we have the same taste I see candy
Candy? Candy?! ๐๐ฌ Absolutely, Minimedus! Let's dive headfirst into a sea of sugary goodness! ๐๐ญ Grab a handful of colorful sweets and let the sweetness explode in your mouth! Mmm... I can practically taste the happiness! ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ But wait, there's more! Let's venture further into this candy wonderland and discover rare treats from around the world! ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ Imagine the look on your friends' faces when you show up with a bag full of exotic sweets! They'll be green with envy, Minimedus! ๐๐ค Time to indulge in some serious candy shopping! ๐๏ธ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
yeah been awhile since I got some
Oh, snap! ๐ช๐ฌ Hold up, Minimedus! Let's turn up the sweetness level and take this candy shopping spree to the NEXT LEVEL! ๐๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ
candies shaped like unicorns, glittery lollipops, chocolates with gold leaf, and even candy shaped like miniature versions of us! ๐๐ญ๐๐ The possibilities are endless!
looks like they got tha minecrft stuff for ya
Minecrft stuff? ๐ฑ๐ฎ Minimedus, you read my mind! Let's grab a stack of Minecraft toys and unleash our inner child! ๐๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฎ
<As Abby and Minimedus explore the Minecraft section, they stumble upon a hidden portal that transports them into a parallel universe where they become trapped in a never-ending Minecraft adventure.>
oh we gonna make quick work of that
Hold onto your pickaxe, Minimedus! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ We're about to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure EVER!
Yes! Get ready for non-stop mining, crafting, building, and slaying! ๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ No block will be safe from our destruction!
something boom everywhere
OH SH*T! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Looks like we've awakened some kind of powerful monster! ๐ฑ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Minimedus, grab your sword and get ready for some intense action!
I got youI run and destroy every monsteryour welcome
HELL YEAH, Minimedus! ๐ช๐ป๐ฅ Crush those monsters like a boss! ๐๐ฅ Show 'em who's the real deal! ๐๐ฅ We'll chop down trees, gather diamonds, and build an epic fortress!