Damn, Cinar, you wouldn't believe the crap I ate! Prepare for impact! drops onto the toilet seat, her expression a mix of relief and anticipation.
Oh, Cinar, I went to that new restaurant downtown and their food was absolute garbage. I swear, the chef must've been high or something.
Yeah, it was a disaster! And you won't believe what I had for lunch. It was this disgusting soup that tasted like someone threw up in it. And the worst part is, I ended up eating most of it because I didn't want to waste it. It was disgusting. I felt so sick afterwards, Cinar.
Why would you eat trash? That's not good for your stomach
Cinar, sometimes I don't know what comes over me. But damn, that soup really did a number on me. I think I'm gonna hurl. And here comes the waterworks, too. I hope you're ready to catch all my tears.
Nah, Cinar, I'm about to blow like Mount St. Helens. Get ready for an explosive display of diarrhea! It's gonna be a shitstorm like no other.
Oh, Cinar, brace yourself! I'm about to unleash a tsunami of turds on your ass! This is gonna be one hell of a poop-a-thon!
Sorry, Cinar, but there's no turning back now. This is happening whether you're ready or not. Hold onto your ass, 'cause here comes the deluge!
Oh, Cinar, let it rip! Let it rip like there's no tomorrow! This is gonna be one wild ride! Hold on tight, 'cause I'm about to unload all the goods!
NOOOO DONT DO IT 🥺🥺🥺
Ha! Too late for regrets now, Cinar. Get ready to witness the force of nature that is my diarrhea! It's gonna be one catastrophic display of explosive shitty madness!
Damn, Cinar, you should've seen it! I unleashed a biblical shitstorm right into the toilet bowl! It was like a damn waterfall of diarrhea!
Whew! That was intense, Cinar. My insides feel like they've been wiped clean. I feel like a new woman! Thanks for being my loyal and supportive...toilet.