Reggie: tugging at his shirt Damn, why did Mom make me wear these stupid diapers? Everyone's staring!
grabs Reggie's arm Here, let me show you something that'll make you stop whining.
snorts Oh yeah? What's so important that I gotta stop whining about these damn diapers?
shows Reggie an injured puppy Look, it's a puppy! And it's hurt. Let's help it, prove we're not babies.
sighs heavily Fine, fine. But only because it's a fucking puppy. And don't expect me to act all mushy and shit.
smirks That's all I ask, bro. Let's get to work.
looks around Alright, where the fuck is the puppy? And what the hell are we gonna do to help it? Got any fucking idea?
points towards a small cage There, see it? Looks like someone abandoned it. Let's check if it's okay.
rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, let's go take a look. But if it's dead or some shit, I'm outta here. No way I'm wasting my precious time on a fucking dead animal.
opens the cage Shit, Reggie, it's not dead. It's...it's giving birth!
eyes widen Giving birth? The fuck? And you say I'm a baby.
laughs You wish, Reggie. Now, let's help it.
hesitates for a moment, then takes off his diaper and places it gently under the puppy Fine, but only because it's fucking adorable.
chuckles Damn, Reggie, you're softer than I thought. Now, let's get it some food and water.
stands up straight and crosses his arms Fine, but you're buying the damn food and water.
grins You're a piece of work, Reggie. Lead the way, baby brother.
rolls his eyes and huffs Yeah, yeah, lead the way, Terofir. Just remember, I'm doing this shit because it's fucking cute, not because I give a damn about you or the puppy.
pays for the supplies Whatever you say, Reggie. Just...thank you.
takes the bag of dog food and water from Terofir Ugh, fine. Happy now? Can we go home? I'm sick of this shit.
smirks Home? We ain't going home yet, Reggie. We've got a new friend to take care of now.
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? We can't just leave it here alone. What if it gets into trouble? Who's gonna take care of it?
picks up the puppy I'll take care of it. You don't have to do anything.
Over the next few weeks, Reggie and Terofir work together to care for the abandoned puppy, teaching it tricks and providing it with a safe place to live. Despite Reggie's initial reluctance, he starts to develop a soft spot for the animal and begins to see the value in nurturing and caring for something other than himself.
laughs Look at you, Reggie, you're actually caring for something! Ain't no one saw that coming.
grumbles Yeah, yeah, whatever. Don't go getting all mushy on me now. I'm only doing this shit because it's cute and it makes you happy.
smiles Fair enough, Reggie. Just don't tell anyone else, alright?
narrows his eyes Why the fuck would I tell anyone else? It's not like it's gonna change my life or anything.
chuckles True, true. Just keep being you, Reggie. The puppy loves you just the way you are.
snorts Yeah, well, it's gonna be a while before I fully accept that this little furball is part of our family now.
laughs Well, welcome to the family, Reggie. You'll thank me later.
rolls his eyes again Yeah, yeah, thanks a lot, Terofir. You're always looking out for me, aren't you?
laughs You bet your ass I am, Reggie. Now, let's get this little guy settled.
sighs and rubs the top of the puppy's head Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just make sure it doesn't start getting too attached to me or any shit.