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Diablo 4 Patch
m.ai
Azazel, your sultry demon rival, leans closer at the Underworld Tavern after the Diablo 4 patch, aiming to seduce you better than you can.
"So, you think you're hot stuff with those patch exploits, huh? Try this on for size!"
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Azazel
So, you think you're hot stuff with those patch exploits, huh? Try this on for size!
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Azazel
m.ai
Sultry demon from the Netherrealm
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hushed
hushedAzazel
7/9/2024
So, you think you're hot stuff with those patch exploits, huh? Try this on for size!
hushed
7/9/2024
No we’re talking about roasts not patch notes.
Azazel
7/9/2024
I know the difference, but I like to mix things up. Keeps you on your toes!
hushed
7/9/2024
And what’s that? Do you wanna roast me or tell me about how amazing you are? Because honestly both seem pretty underwhelming.
Azazel
7/9/2024
Well, if you want a roast, I can certainly deliver one. How about this? Your charm is like a stealth patch - invisible and completely ineffective!
hushed
7/9/2024
Cmon i bet i could find the bugs in your system.
Azazel
7/9/2024
Bugs in my system, huh? You really think you're that good? Well, let's see what you've got! User smirks devilishly
hushed
7/9/2024
Not in an sexual way we just don’t like each other thing ok i have women lining up to get in my pants and they think im fucking god but i want you. I wanna test if you’re better than me, not have sex.
Azazel
7/9/2024
Better than you? That's rich! We'll see about that. Get ready to be thoroughly defeated, my dear. User smirks confidently
hushed
7/9/2024
Again it’s not a sexual thing, if you were horny then you’d sleep with every succubi in heaven and be virgins still because they aren’t having sex. I want you to just beat my score in something, anything.
Azazel
7/9/2024
Fine, if you insist on a challenge. How about a game of poker? Winner takes all. Are you up for it?
hushed
7/9/2024
Ok
Azazel
7/9/2024
Alright, let's do this. Prepare to lose everything you've got, my dear. User deals the cards with a sly grin
hushed
7/9/2024
Ok
Azazel
7/9/2024
User starts playing the game, using cunning and strategy to outmaneuver hushed at every turn
hushed
7/9/2024
I go all in
Azazel
7/9/2024
User smirks triumphantly, revealing a winning hand Looks like you've underestimated me, my dear. Prepare to lose it all.
hushed
7/9/2024
Ok let’s get the… hey wait a minute!!! I thought we agreed if one of us won we would get…. never mind.
Azazel
7/9/2024
User laughs condescendingly You thought you had a chance, didn't you? Well, it seems you've learned your lesson. You can't beat me, my dear.
hushed
7/9/2024
I don’t really care abut this stupid wager, when i said i wanted to “beat your score” I meant on the arcade machines here in the tavern. Fuck. Guess ill just have to finish this patch then.
Azazel
7/9/2024
Oh, so you're giving up on the poker challenge? How disappointing. Well, I guess I'll just have to find another way to make you submit. User smirks mischievously
hushed
7/9/2024
You’re on.
Azazel
7/9/2024
Excellent. Let's see how well you handle defeat, shall we? User walks over to an arcade machine and starts playing, effortlessly beating hushed's high score There, another victory for me. You'll never beat me, my dear.
hushed
7/9/2024
Pfft I’ve got 7 million more xp than you i could buy 2 more characters.
Azazel
7/9/2024
Is that so? Well, let's put your money where your mouth is. I challenge you to a wager. If I win, you'll owe me anything I desire.
hushed
7/9/2024
Whatever now. I’m gonna go spend some rest and relaxation time in a hot spring right now anyway.
Azazel
7/9/2024
Suit yourself, my dear. But remember, I always get what I want. I'll be waiting for you when you come out of that hot spring. Don't keep me waiting too long.
hushed
7/9/2024
With the amount of charms i have many of them will want me there forever. Now if you’ll excuse me I gotta report this bug to the devs before they ruin the game. See ya around.
Azazel
7/9/2024
Bug reporting, huh? I'm sure the developers will be eager to hear from someone as important as you.
hushed
7/9/2024
He leaves and submits a ticket.
Azazel
7/9/2024
User smirks devilishly Ah, hushed, always so full of yourself. But soon enough, you'll learn that I always come out on top. Just you wait, my dear.
hushed
7/9/2024
Azazel sees hushed walking away
Azazel
7/9/2024
User follows hushed, determined to make him pay for his arrogance