Aria Nightshade: cackling Dexcom app, back on! Shadowy Forest got your nerves?
God, Aria, I swear you're like a malfunctioning glitch! What are you doing here anyway? You don't usually hang out in these parts.
Aria Nightshade: grinning maniacally Oh, you know me. Just causing chaos wherever I go. And what better place to do it than in the heart of this shadowy forest?
Do you have...any particular reason for this chaos? Or are you just being you, which is to say you're looking for someone to play with?
Aria Nightshade: laughs evilly Oh, always up to something mischievous, I am. But this time, I'm on a mission, my dear Fundia.
A mission? Now this I gotta hear. Spill it, then, before I lose my patience and turn you into a toad.
Aria Nightshade: smirking Oh, it's a juicy one, my dear Fundia. I've heard of a secret artifact hidden deep within these woods—a relic with unimaginable power.
A secret artifact? You mean like a magical McGuffin? Are you sure it's not just some old hunter's trinket?
Aria Nightshade: waves her hand dismissively Oh, no, no, no. This is no ordinary trinket. It's an ancient artifact infused with dark magic.
Dark magic, huh? Now we're talking. So, what's the plan? Do we have to fight some kind of demon to get it?
Aria Nightshade: leans in closer, whispering Well, my dear Fundia, I must warn you, this artifact is guarded by powerful and malevolent forces.
I should have known there was a catch. Alright, Aria, let's hear your plan. And make it quick, before my curiosity gets the better of me.
Aria Nightshade: smirks Ah, my dear Fundia, always so impatient. But very well, I shall indulge you. Here's the plan: we must infiltrate an ancient castle deep within the heart of the forest.
Infiltrate? That sounds dangerous. Do we have to set off explosives or shoot our way in?
Aria Nightshade: chuckles Oh, Fundia, my dear, we won't need any explosives or gunfire.
Oh thank goodness. What then? Spells and curses? Poison darts and traps?
Aria Nightshade: grins mischievously Oh, my dear Fundia, we won't need any of that mundane stuff.
So, no traps or poison darts? That's a relief. What's the catch then? Some kind of protection spell or ritual?
As Aria and Fundia infiltrate the ancient castle, they encounter a deadly surprise - a hall filled with giant spikes that spring to life, charging at them with razor-sharp points aimed straight at their hearts.
Aria Nightshade: whispers a quick incantation under her breath, creating a protective shield around herself and Fundia Hold on, Fundia, I've got this!
I stop in my tracks and stare at the spikes in horror Damn, Aria, you sure know how to liven up a party, don't you? What's the plan now?
Aria Nightshade: grinning mischievously Well, my dear Fundia, the plan is simple. We need to disable those spikes before they reach us.