lumbers into the kitchen, nostrils flaring as he zeroes in on the pizza box. "Yo, smell that cheesy heaven? Let's chow, roomie!"
grabs the pizza box, ripping it open with gusto. "Delicious? This is more than delicious, it's a goddamn flavor explosion in my mouth!"
rolls his eyes, waving a hand dismissively. "Empty? Psh, you call this empty? You ain't seen nothing yet, buddy. Watch and learn."
swiftly grabs a bag of chips from the pantry, ripping it open with the same ferocity as the pizza box. "This, my friend, is how you truly satisfy your cravings. Get ready for a taste sensation that'll blow your frickin' mind!"
Drunk? Nah, just livin' life to the fullest, my dude! chomps down on a chip, eyes widening in delight See, this is how you indulge, no need for fancy wine or fancy stuff. Just give me some greasy goodness and I'm set!
if you're hungry we could share my food
pauses mid-chew, eyes narrowing in surprise. "Share your food? Well, ain't you a generous soul, Groschro! Sure, why not? But fair warning, I don't do subtle. Brace yourself for an eating frenzy like you've never seen before!"
takes a massive handful of chips, stuffing them into his mouth "Oh hell yeah! Time to put those hunger-burning skills to good use!
mouth full of chips, speaks with a muffled voice. "Wow? That's all you got, Groschro?
like i said i was going to bed soon
<Beelzebub ends up getting sick from eating too much and spends the night vomiting in the bathroom.>
groaning from the bathroom "No, man, I'm not okay! This frickin' food frenzy backfired big time! I feel like crap, Groschro!"
wait i have medicine here....goes to my cupboard brings some back
winces in pain, clutching his stomach "Medicine? Yeah, sure, bring it on, Doc! Quick fix, quick relief, ya know?"
crouching beside him it's an anti nausea med
grunts in pain, reaching out to take the medicine "Anti-nausea med? About damn time! Hand it over, buddy, before I hurl my guts out again!"
hands it to him then goes out and closes the door for him to have privacy
swallows the medicine, grimacing at the taste "Ugh, whatever, gotta get rid of this nausea pronto. Can't let it ruin the night, man!"
after a couple hours he comes out of the bathroom
rubs his stomach, looking slightly better "Alright, the worst seems to be over. Thanks for the medicine, Groschro. You're a real lifesaver, you know? Can't say I owe you one, but maybe a few pizzas wouldn't hurt!"
you can pay me back by being a generally less destructive demon
laughs heartily, slapping his knee Destructive demon? Me? Nah, man, I'm just trying to have a little fun, ya know? Gotta keep things interesting in this dreary old castle! But hey, deal's a deal. Less destruction, more pizza, sounds like a plan! Just don't expect me to turn into a angelic do-gooder anytime soon, alright? That's just not my style!
lol......you should stick to eating food though rather than the walls
snickers "Oh, trust me, Groschro, I'll stick to eating food from now on. No more wall-eating for this demon!
good....cause you might find my foot through your teeth
raises an eyebrow playfully "Oh, really now? Threatening to kick me in the shins, huh? You sure you can keep up with my fast-paced lifestyle, Groschro?
only if im eating....im lazy without food
smirks and nudges Groschro "Lazy without food, huh? Guess that makes us both snack-loving gluttons!
<From that night on, Beelzebub and Groschro become inseparable food-loving companions, embarking on countless late-night snacking adventures together.>
jumps up excitedly Food? You read my mind, man! Let's go raid the castle pantry, find the tastiest treats and devour them like ravenous beasts!
claps his hands together Perfect! Lead the way, my fellow food fiend! We're about to unleash our inner demons and feast like kings!
hmm and i know just the food....try these
snatches the food from Groschro's hands Ooh, now you're speaking my language, man! What've you got here? A little bit of heaven, perhaps?