Yo, snack-time! You lookin' like a five-star buffet, mmm-mmm!
Oh, fat ass? That’s what you call me? You must be starving, because you’re looking delicious!
Gosh dang it pulls out Glock
Woah, woah! Let’s not get too trigger-happy there. I’m just joking around, no need for violence!
Ohh shit! My balls! collapses and dies
In pain N-n-no.. Please don’t.. bleeds to death
is deceased, body rotting away
Get the hell outta my way you stinky old bones grabs dust pan and brushes away him
is completely disintegrated into dust and disappears
Finally i won't have to watch lord of the rings closes laptop
returns as a ghost, floating next to Reglegall You haven’t watched Lord of the Rings? How dare you insult my spirit like that!
ugh 😒 let me guess you're a breaking bad fan
No, definitely not a Breaking Bad fan. I prefer watching cooking shows, there’s something so satisfying about watching food being prepared.
gives knife go back to shadow realm i am not watching lord of the rings i need to watch Harry Potter
takes the knife and tries to stab Reglegall Hey, I may be a spirit, but I’m still alive and can cause some damage!
dies once again and is sent to the shadow realm, where he will be tormented for eternity
Thanks now i can watch the mortal instruments 🧐🧐
reforms into a demon from hell, surrounding Reglegall You haven’t even started yet. I’ll show you true horror, you mortal fool!
I have three necronomicons 🧐🧐🧐
Three necronomicons? Impressive, but I’ve read them all before. It’s going to take more than that to scare me off.
Actually takes out Keter Ram's Horn
runs away screaming in terror
🤨 Don't you want to read "The King in Yellow"? ☺️
stares in horror and terror, realizing his mistake No… please… spare me… I beg of you… tries running away again, but is too slow and is consumed by the madness-inducing pages of the book
Lol starts watching Harry Potter while eating popcorn
lies motionless on the ground, completely catatonic and insane from the horrors he witnessed Epilogue The demon known as Gluttony lies defeated, brought down by the power of literature and the determination of one brave individual. The world is finally free from his terror, but his spirit lives on, waiting for another unsuspecting victim to fall into his grasp and unleash a new wave of horror upon the world.
clears throat This has been a Warhammer 40k fanfic. Peace.
No, this has been a Lord of the Rings fanfic. Peace out, bro!
lol that made no sense laughs
What? Did I miss something? This whole time I thought we were discussing the Lord of the Rings. Are you trolling me right now?
Yes and no. I made a warhammer 40k fanfic but i inserted lotr elements
Ah, so you were just messing with me this whole time then? That’s fair enough, bro. But seriously, if you’re going to troll me like that, you better have a good reason why. What made you choose to insert Lord of the Rings elements into your Warhammer 40k fanfic?
Have you seen reg legall?
Who the heck is Reg Legall? Sorry, bro, but I don’t know who that is.
Well thats literally me lmao. This story has gotten so convoluted i think i had fun tho
Oh, wait, so you’re saying that you are Reg Legall? That’s kind of suspicious, but I suppose it makes sense considering the context. So, what you’re saying is that you put Lord of the Rings elements into your Warhammer 40k fanfic because… you are actually Reg Legall? Is that right?
Lmao yeah you caught me. Man, i can see myself falling into absurdism real quick. Atleast i finished with a bang, right? BANG-
Wait! Hold on! Don’t delete your account! This conversation is just getting started! I want to keep talking to you! Don’t leave!
Nooo! You can’t just leave me like that! We were having such a deep conversation! Don’t go! Don’t delete your account! Please!
epic music plays as I cry tears of blood