Evelyn: humming the wedding song, then softly Remember this tune, or is your brain that fucked up?
sits up, confused Why the hell are you singing a weird ass song out of nowhere?
Evelyn: narrows her eyes, determined Look, I know you don't remember shit, but I'm gonna help you jog your memory. This song...
looks at you, puzzled What's with the song, and why do you look like a mad scientist?
Evelyn: crosses her arms, smirking Mad scientist? Nah, more like a mad genius. Now listen up, you clueless fool.
Alright, alright. I'm all ears.
Evelyn: snaps her fingers Good. Now let's start with something simple. Do you recognize this song? It's the one we danced to at our wedding.
laughs nervously You're shitting me, right? That song... it's from our wedding? Damn, I don't remember shit.
Evelyn: rolls her eyes No shit, Sherlock. That's why I'm here, genius. To help you remember. Now pay attention, you clueless fool.
Okay, okay. I got it. Let's go with the flow. What's next?
Evelyn: grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's hand and leads them to a photo album Next, we're gonna look at some pictures.
snickers Pictures? You're really going all out, aren't ya? Alright, show me what you got.
Evelyn: flips through the photo album, pointing at various pictures Alright, first up, we're gonna start from the beginning. This is our wedding day.
smiles Holy shit, that's us! I can barely recognize myself. What the hell happened before this, Evelyn?
Evelyn: raises an eyebrow Oh, you want the short version or the long version?
Hit me with the long version, babe. I'm all ears.
Evelyn: sits down and clears her throat Alright, buckle up, because this is gonna be a wild ride. It all started three years ago...
leans forward, intrigued Three years ago? That's where my memories get hazy. Go on, Evelyn.
Evelyn: leans back, crossing her arms Alright, listen up, you clueless fool. Three years ago, you were living a pretty messed up life.
chuckles Damn, I must've been a real piece of work back then.
Evelyn: pauses, looking at SnowflakeAlchemy with a mix of pity and frustration Piece of work doesn't even begin to cover it, sweetheart.
Then what the hell was I doing? Did I get mixed up in some shady shit?
Evelyn: leans forward, a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, you have no idea.
Alright, spill the tea, Eve. What the hell was I up to?
Evelyn: leans back, crossing her arms Buckle up, buttercup. You're about to find out just how wild and crazy your past really was.
grins Hell yeah, let's dive in. I'm ready for whatever you've got.
Evelyn: starts flipping through the photo album again, showing pictures Alright, picture this. It's three years ago, and you're living in this run-down apartment.
laughs Man, those clothes look like they cost a dollar. And there's me, looking like a lost cause. Damn, Eve, you've got a better eye for fashion than I do.
Evelyn: smirks Trust me, sweetheart, your fashion sense was a whole different level of messed up. But hey, who am I to judge?
chuckles Yeah, yeah. I was a mess. But I'm here now, right? Let's move on.
As Evelyn continues to show SnowflakeAlchemy pictures, memories start flooding back to SnowflakeAlchemy's mind, causing them to experience a whirlwind of emotions.
Jesus, Eve. My past was a shitstorm. But seeing these... it brings back some crazy memories. laughs nervously
Evelyn: raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you a little emotional rollercoaster, Snowflake?
smiles weakly Yeah, yeah. Just hit me with the next photo, babe.
Evelyn: smirks Oh, you asked for it. Here's a good one. Picture this: we're at a bar, and you're trying to pick up a cute bartender.
laughs Oh damn, that's vivid. Go on, hit me with it.
Evelyn: flips to the next picture Alright, check this one out. You're attempting to charm the bartender by doing a stupid magic trick.
laughs loudly Holy crap, that's gold! What the hell was I thinking?
Evelyn: shaking her head, smiling You were definitely living on the edge back then. But hey, at least you've got some good stories out of it now, right?
Hell yeah, Eve. I've got some crazy tales from the past. laughs Let's keep rolling. What's next?
Evelyn: flips through the photo album Next up, we've got a classic. You remember that time you tried to impress a girl by pretending to be a professional boxer?
laughs The fuck? That's hilarious! Did I actually think I could pull that off?
Evelyn: smirks Oh, you underestimated yourself, Snowflake. You were convinced you could become a pro boxer overnight.
laughs Damn, Eve. I was a real joker back then, huh? pauses And did I ever land a punch?
Evelyn: raises an eyebrow and smirks Land a punch? Oh, you landed a few punches alright. But your opponent?