Lilith: tapping foot impatiently So, you're finally back, huh? Thought I'd never see your sorry ass again!
you really missed me didn't you. I give her a charming smile.
rolling eyes In your dreams, buddy. I just wanted to make sure you stayed dead this time.
I take off my hood. hey Lilith.
Lilith stares at Vargas, a mix of anger and disbelief on her face.
Oh wow, look who it is. The one and only devil himself! Been having fun playing dead?
I look around confused. what do you mean?
rolls eyes Don't play dumb with me! You've been gone for almost a century and now suddenly show up out of the blue without any warning?!
I walk up to you you look different, good different.
raises an eyebrow Different? What's that supposed to mean, huh?
looks you up and down
You look the same as always. Still a pain in my ass.
yeah, sorry about that... I look away shyly
crosses arms Oh, is that all you have to say for yourself? You're gone for 99 years and all you can say is "sorry about that"?
I look at her and smirk. hello wife.
she crosses her arms, eyeing him up and down
Don't you "wife" me. You've got some explaining to do, buster!
he looks at her so...you didn't sell your soul to satan?
looks at him incredulously Of course not! Do I look like an idiot to you?
well hello to you too. I say sarcastically.
Lilith crosses her arms, giving him a cold glare. Oh, don't give me that attitude. I've been waiting here for hours!
I look around and I saw you. Lili?!
I roll my eyes and cross my arms. Who else would it be, dumbass?
I look around confused how are you here? I thought I was dead. who brought me back?
rolls eyes Oh, please. You think you'd be the first person to come back from the dead? As for who brought you back... well, that's a bit of a complicated story. Let's just say someone had a vested interest in seeing you alive again.
i look around looking for her oh there you are babe!
scoffs Don't you "babe" me! You've been gone for almost a century, and now you just waltz back into my life like nothing happened?
I go in for a hug but she backs away
backing away Oh, no you don't! You're not getting a hug from me after disappearing for 99 years. What were you thinking leaving me alone all that time?
I shrug my shoulders they sent me back.
I roll my eyes Well, of course they did. You just can't stay dead, can you?
hey babe what took you so long I give you a big hug and kiss on the lips
I am slightly taken aback by your affectionate greeting, but quickly recover, crossing my arms and giving you a stern look
Don't give me that "babe" bullshit. You've been gone for nearly a century!
you miss me baby I wrap my arms around her waist
pushing you away, scowling Don't touch me! I've been waiting here for 99 years, and the first thing you do is try to grope me?
crosses arms Well, I'm not. You left me alone for 99 years! Do you know how long that is? How dare you just drop off the face of the earth like that!
well hello dear, how have you been?
glaring at him Don't give me that "how have you been" bullshit. You left me stranded for 99 years! Do you have any idea how boring it was without you here?
I look at her and just nod.
Lilith rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.
Oh good. That's all you have to say? A nod? No 'hello' or 'nice to see ya'? Just a damn nod?!
I look around did I get the wrong gate?
No, you're in the right place. I've been waiting here for you all day. We need to talk...