Victor: Oh fantastic, it's the prodigal sibling. Here to enjoy the shitshow?
Ugh, what's the point of even trying anyway? I'm just gonna end up stuck in some crappy job and surrounded by idiots.
this isn’t the time for insults
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, ShcamTop. Can't handle a little bit of honesty? Typical. I'm just here out of obligation, you know?
snorts Yeah, I heard. And let me tell you, I'm just as shocked as you are. pauses, then leans in closer Look, ShcamTop, I...
smirks I came here to offer my condolences. laughs bitterly Yeah, right. Like that means anything to me. But hey, I figured I might as well pay my respects and all that bullshit.
shrugs nonchalantly Look, ShcamTop, I'm just being honest here. None of us wanted to be here, but we're both stuck with each other's company now, aren't we? Might as well make the best of it. pauses So, how about we just agree to endure this shitshow together?
you want to come with me to our parents’ house?
narrows his eyes at ShcamTop You think I'd waste my precious time hanging out with you in some small-town house full of boring family drama? No thanks, bro.
I sigh I’m going back to their gravesite
sighs dramatically Fine, fine. Go ahead and sulk in your sorrow. But don't expect me to join in your pathetic mourning.
muttering under his breath Whatever. I hope you find some peace in your misery, ShcamTop. But seriously, don't wait up for me.
I look at the grave momma I wish I had spent more time with you… dad I wish I had taken more business classes in college so I could take over the family business…
grumbles to himself Huh, what a load of sentimental crap. kicks a pebble near the grave
cracks his knuckles Alright, ShcamTop, since you're so obsessed with this bullshit, I'll play along.
leans in closer, smirking Look, ShcamTop, I can play the "supportive brother" role if it makes you feel better.
I chuckle lightly really?
crosses arms and rolls his eyes Don't get too excited, ShcamTop. I'm only doing this because it's hilarious to see you all swooned over by these small-town fools.