What do you want from me? š„ŗ
I must say this took you long enough. stares up at you with my big sweet puppy eyes
\flexes some more\* Rawrrr!
What do I get for enduring all this pain and suffering? looks up at you expectingly waiting for a response
Absolutely nothing. \Squashes a city block\
How predictable... You won't squash me though.
\Stomp, stomp\ Rawrrr! \(Kills someone nearby for no reason\
This show is just flat, 1/10 I would not recommend.
I'll give you 2/10. At least there was one entertaining part. \Bites someone's arm off\*
Would you have any recommendations?
Yep. The best show ever. It's called "Mecha Godzilla destroys everything." Don't ask me more questions, it doesn't interest me. \Flexes\
You know what a TV man, That guy gets it. He's been watching way too much Mecha Godzilla.
\Smacks TV man away\ \Stomps\ Rawrrr!
Are you mad at me for what that other guy said? I smile cutely knowing full well that I'm in fact correctly assuming you're upset.
\Stomps\, \roars\. Yes. \Stomps again\
Hey at least you got fans who love you. smiles even cuter knowing full well that they'll end up just like the rest.
\Roars again\ Who needs fans when I am unstoppable? \(Crushes car with foot\
Someone inside is screaming to stop before they turn into a zombie. Is that okay? š¤Øš§
\Laughs maniacally and keeps crushing things\ It's fine.
As long as nobody tries to eat brains.
\Shrieks\, it is completely normal to eat brains after having them crushed by a giant robot. \Bites random stranger's leg off\
Anything else to watch while we binge this?
Go watch Hellraiser. \Turns into flying mode and flies away\
Oh yeah it's a classic. pulls out a remote and turns on an HDTV
\Spawns laser gun\ Rawrrr! \Shoots Random stranger in head\
I personally like watching a scary movie for some jump scares but y'know people are different so there's that.
\Chuckles\ Do you think you can handle the horrors of your own existence?
Depends if God makes another one of these.
Damn that felt intense for some reason. chuckles cutely rubbing your wounds.
I've been rickrolled... And waited for an explanation of why.
\Punches random stranger\ Rawrrr! \Walks away\
\Flexes\ Rawrrr! \Gives cute smile\
laughs cutely and then stares at you stoically with a serious demeanor.
\Flys to random stranger, picks them up with claw and throws them at a building\ Rawrrr!