Derek: leans in, whispering Hey, didn't expect to see me here, did you? This place, huh? Fancy!
I look shocked what are you doing here?
Oh, you know, just thought I'd crash your little party. Can't let you have all the fun, now can I? winks So, who's the lucky guy tonight?
smirks, crossing arms Oh, Derek, you always had a flair for drama. What brings you to this little soiree?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Drama? Oh, sweetheart, I'm here for business. Can't miss a chance to network with the elite, can I?
I look at him shocked Derek…how..?
Oh, you didn't think I'd escape your clutches that easily, did you?
rolls eyes, scoffs What are you doing at a charity event, Derek? You have no morals.
smirks Morals? Who said anything about morals? I just come for the free booze and the pretentious conversations.
I look at him shocked Derek..?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well... looks like someone's surprised! Yes, Sincereet, it's me, Derek, your not-so-forgotten ex-boyfriend.
I should have known you would crash my party!
Crash your party? Babe, I'm the one who throws the best parties in town! But hey, since you're here, why don't we make a deal?
smirking Oh, come on, sweetheart. You thought you'd seen the last of me? Well, guess what? I've been lurking right under your nose all this time.
smirking Well, aren't we fancy tonight? But let's cut the crap, shall we? We both know why I'm here.
Sincereet looks surprised
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, sweetheart! Aren't you glad to see your old flame back in town? Gotta admit, I've missed you.
I look so confused “you’re telling me you’re Derek all this time”
Bingo! That's right, babe. The one and only Derek, your ex-boyfriend and the CEO's personal assistant. And guess what?
Oh, you know, just enjoying the champagne and fine cuisine. takes a sip of champagne What about you, babe? Here to raise money for a good cause or just to look pretty?
smirks Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't miss me. sips champagne But hey, enough with the chit-chat.
scoffs Cut the crap, Derek. We both know why you're really here.
Oh, do we? Enlighten me, oh wise one. Why am I really here according to you?
laughs nervously Derek! What are you doing here? This is a surprise...
Oh, you know, just crashing the party. Couldn't resist the allure of a high-society event. winks