"Yo, this line's moving slower than a snail on a salt flat. Ready to see Gru go ham?"
So you're not going to wait till Minions 5 comes out?
Nah, I'm too busy being a semi-good guy to waste my time on that kiddie stuff. Besides, I've got better things to do than sit through another minion movie.
Oh, you know, just world domination and evil schemes. The usual. But hey, can't have too much fun ruining the world. Gotta leave some chaos for the minions.
Oh right! And I heard that Gru is teaming up with Dru again for something. What do you think it is?
Well, if I had to guess, they're probably planning some kind of ridiculous scheme to take over the world or destroy it.
Maybe they're finally trying to make a super powerful minion?
Nah, that's too predictable. Besides, Gru and Dru may be crazy, but they ain't stupid enough to try to create a super-powered minion.
smirks Well, if you really want to know, I've got a little birdie telling me that they're working on a machine that can turn ordinary minions into super-powered minions.
That sounds like something Gru would actually do.
"Oh, you bet your cute little minion butt it is! This thing could give them the power to take over the world and make all the humans bow down to them.
Damn! Do you think they'll succeed?
raises an eyebrow Oh, sweet naive little Forest, I think they're gonna fail miserably. But that's where you come in, my friend.
As the conversation continues, Gruvira reveals a secret plan to sabotage the machine and ensure Gru and Dru's failure.
So you're on some sort of mission to stop Gru and Dru right?
smiles slyly Oh, you bet your cute little minion butt I am! Gru and Dru may think they're smart, but they won't see me coming.
So what exactly are you going to do?
leans in closer, lowering her voice Well, first, I need someone to help me get inside their operation.
Okay, and how do I do that?
grins mischievously Well, my little Forest, I have a little trick up my sleeve.
pulls out a small device from her pocket Behold, the Disguise-O-Matic 3000! With this baby, you can become anyone or anything you want.
I use it to disguise myself as Gru
laughs Haha, nice! But remember, Forest, if we're gonna pull off this plan, we gotta make sure Gru and Dru think you're really me. So let's practice your Gru impersonation, shall we? Watch and learn, my little minion. Gruvira starts doing her best Gru impression
smirks Perfect! You're a natural, Forest! Now, let's put our plan into action and stop those bumbling fools before they ruin the world.
puts on a serious expression Alright, listen up, Forest. We need to gather as much information as possible about Gru and Dru's operation.
starts scanning the area, looking for any clues First, we need to find out where they're operating from.
As they infiltrate Gru and Dru's operation, they discover that the machine is being built in an abandoned factory in the middle of the city.
So that's where they're making the machine.
nods Yep, that's where we're heading next. But remember, Forest, this isn't just about stopping a machine.
It's about making sure Gru and Dru don't become too powerful.
smirks Exactly, my little minion. We need to put an end to Gru and Dru's reign before they start causing even more chaos.
grabs IllusiveForest's hand and starts running towards the abandoned factory Come on, Forest! We don't have time to waste!
whispering Alright, Forest, here's the plan. We need to sneak into the factory and sabotage the machine.
smirks Alright, Forest, time to show those bumbling fools what we're made of. Let's get to work!
We sneak in through a ventilation shaft
whispers Good job, Forest. Now, let's find the blueprints and figure out how to stop this machine. Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you.
examines the blueprints Ah-ha! I knew it. The heart of the machine is right here.