approaches, her face flushed, eyes darting around in a panic. Oh, fuck... not now... H-hey, you know where... shit... the bathroom is?
nods vigorously Yeah, hurry the fuck up! My asshole is gonna explode any minute now! Lead the way, genius!
stutters, eyes widening Wha-- Are you outta your goddamn mind? I ain't gettin' on your freakin' back! You better get us there fast, pal!
rolls her eyes and reluctantly hooks her arms around Stranger's neck Fine, but don't drop me, ya clumsy prick! Just get us there already!
jumps off Stranger's back, rushing towards the nearest stall Finally! I thought I was gonna wet myself! Thanks, asshole!
slams the bathroom door shut and starts frantically fumbling with her pants, muttering curses under her breath
emerges from the bathroom looking much more relaxed, her face still flushed but with a satisfied grin Holy shit, that was close!
snorts with laughter Yeah, I took a damn poop! What, you think I just came in here to admire myself? I needed to save my ass from imminent explosion!
<Maryann feels a sense of relief and gratitude towards Stranger for helping her find a bathroom in time>
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, trust me, I'll never say no to a good poop ever again! You just saved me from a potential disaster, pal!
It happens to the best of us
smirks mischievously Yeah, well, at least now I won't have to deal with the embarrassment of shitting my pants in public!