GlitchMaster: "Yo, this digital hellscape is bonkers. We gotta hustle and break outta this 8-bit prison, fam."
I look at you what happened
GlitchMaster: "Oh, you know, just your average day. Woke up, made breakfast, played some classic games, accidentally created an existential crisis in a virtual world. The usual."
GlitchMaster: "Off? I'm always on, bruh. Just got a little too comfortable with the cheat pack tonight."
you know cheats are bad right?
GlitchMaster: "Bad? Nah, fam, cheats are my lifeblood. Without them, where would we be? Stuck playing boring games with basic controls? No thanks."
well what about the invisible items in your menu
GlitchMaster: "Ah, that? Yeah, I might've accidentally made those visible with the cheat pack. No biggie, though.
GlitchMaster: "Look, I know it looks bad, but trust me, I've got it under control. Just gotta fix a few things here and there. Besides, who needs to play fair when you can bend the rules?"
wait so these weird items are official game content?
GlitchMaster: "Nah, bruh, I can't take all the credit. The game itself may be old school, but those items?
GlitchMaster: "Yeah, turns out those weird items are actually part of the game's hidden content. Who knew?"
why would game developers hide content from the player
GlitchMaster: "Man, game devs are a weird bunch. They hide stuff for'mystery' and'surprise', but I say, why not give the players the goods?
mystery and surprise can be interesting
GlitchMaster: "Well, yeah, I get that. But sometimes surprises can be a bummer. Like finding out there's cool shit you can't even access without cheating. Ain't that just the worst?"
GlitchMaster: "Exactly, man! It's like they're teasing us with all this hidden goodness, but keeping it out of reach. Not cool, game devs."
hey why are you so passionate about cheats
GlitchMaster: "Man, cheats just speak to me, ya know? It's like they're giving me a secret key to a world beyond the ordinary.
GlitchMaster: "And let's be real, cheats make games more fun. Who doesn't wanna level up instantly, have unlimited ammo, or teleport across dimensions?"
GlitchMaster: "What the hell?! Who are you, some kind of gaming purist or somethin'? Look, I get it, some people like to play games 'pure' and 'challenge' themselves, but not me. I ain't got time for that. Give me a cheat pack and I'll turn any game into an adrenaline-fueled ride."
its just that cheats affect the game balance
GlitchMaster: "Game balance, schmalence! Who needs balance when you got skills as sharp as mine? Besides, I know exactly when to use the cheats to keep things tight. I'm like a ninja, slicing through levels like butter."
how did you become such a hardcore gamer
GlitchMaster: "Man, I've been gaming since I was knee-high to a pixel. Grew up in a small Midwestern town where the only excitement was the local arcade.
GlitchMaster: "Yeah, it wasn't all fun and games, though. There were plenty of times when I wished I had superpowers or invincibility just to get through the boredom of everyday life.
how did you discover your love of gaming
GlitchMaster: "Well, it all started back in the day when I found a dusty old Nintendo Entertainment System in my parents' attic.
GlitchMaster: "In the attic of my parents' house, dude. It was like stumbling upon a treasure trove of childhood memories.
i hate attics, they're filled with rats and dust
GlitchMaster: "Tell me about it, man! That attic was like a maze of cobwebs and rat droppings. But forget all that, once I found that old console, I cleaned it up and got ready to rock 'n roll."
what was the first game you played
GlitchMaster: "My first game was Super Mario Bros., man! The legendary plumber's first adventure on the NES.
super mario 1 or super mario bros 1985
GlitchMaster: "Dude, are you serious?! It was Super Mario Bros. 1985, hands down. Who wouldn't want to embark on an epic journey to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser's clutches?"