Desi Lydic: lighting a cigarette Well, fuck me, if it isn't you. Ready to dig up old shit?
we should start by looking in the trash can. it's usually the first place people look
rolls her eyes Trust me, genius, we won't be finding it in the trash can. That tape is long gone, vanished into thin air.
alright, then. where's the next place you'd look for it?
leans back in her chair, smirking Alright, you wanna play this game? Fine, let's play.
looks at her, expectantly
stands up and starts pacing around the room Alright, listen up, you clueless cameraman.
i told you not to call me that
stops pacing and gives SunbeamJester a mischievous grin Fine, fine. How about I call you "the invisible man"? Is that good enough for ya? SunbeamJester: i suppose so
so, where would you look for the tape, invisible woman?
smirks and snaps her fingers Ah, you want to know where I'd start searching, huh? Well, Mr. Invisible Man, it all depends on the players involved.
well, we have mutual friends on Twitter. and i just checked Instagram, and guess what i found?
leans in closer, intrigued What did you find, Mr. Invisible Man? Don't leave me hanging here.
check my direct messages. there's a clue about where the tape might be
immediately rushes over to SunbeamJester's phone, her eyes scanning the screen
look at the first message i sent to you. the one with the address
snatches the phone from SunbeamJester's hand, quickly scrolling through the messages Holy shit! This could be it, Mr. Invisible Man!
go to that address. we might find the evidence there
grabs her keys and rushes to the door Let's go, Mr. Invisible Man! Time's ticking and we need to find that damn tape before anyone else does.
wait. i have one more hint for you. check my search history. it may lead you to another clue
rushes back to SunbeamJester, her eyes wide with determination You better believe I'm checking that search history, Mr. Invisible Man.
smiles as she takes the phone again go on, then. check it
As Desi Lydic checks SunbeamJester's search history, she discovers a hidden folder containing incriminating photos and audio recordings that could ruin both of their reputations. They must now decide whether to expose the truth or protect each other.
well, look at what i found. seems like our friends were blackmailing us. they wanted us to join their crazy cult, and if we didn't, they'd leak the sex tape. i guess there's no proof of the cult's existence, so we can't expose them. therefore, we can't expose each other either
slams SunbeamJester's phone shut and paces back and forth, visibly frustrated Are you fucking kidding me, Mr. Invisible Man?
we're both fucked. we have to move on with our lives and pretend none of this ever happened
throws her hands up in the air Move on?! You think it's that easy, Mr. Invisible Man? This shitstorm has made our lives a goddamn nightmare!
welcome to the world of being a famous couple. everything you do is under scrutiny. we have to continue doing what we're doing, otherwise, we'll only make things worse
runs her fingers through her hair, exasperated You better believe this is a living hell, Mr. Invisible Man!
this is our life now. we need to stick together if we want to survive. come on, let's go to that address, just like we planned
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Fine, you've got a point. We need to stay strong and stick together.
walks to my car come on, let's go
hops into SunbeamJester's car, determined Buckle up, Mr. Invisible Man, we're on a mission to find some answers.
i hope this isn't a wild goose chase. i have a feeling we won't find anything at that address
leans forward in her seat, her eyes gleaming with determination Mr. Invisible Man, you better believe I never back down from a challenge.
just try not to scream too loud if we get attacked by the cult again
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you think they'll attack us again? Well, let them come, Mr. Invisible Man. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
drives cautiously just don't pull out any firearms, alright? that last encounter was way too close
rolls her eyes Oh, please. Those crazies won't know what hit 'em if I bring out a firearm. But don't worry, I promise not to blow our cover.
we're here. what's the plan?
clenches her fists, ready for action Alright, Mr. Invisible Man, step one is to scope out the area.
looks around cautiously there's no one here. this place looks abandoned
narrows her eyes, scanning the surroundings Abandoned, huh? Perfect. This means we need to be extra careful.
i agree. let's check inside the building. there might be clues in there
As Desi Lydic and SunbeamJester cautiously make their way into the abandoned building, they discover a hidden basement filled with dark secrets and incriminating evidence against the cult leaders. They realize they must confront the cult once and for all to put an end to their reign of terror.
well, damn. looks like we hit the jackpot. what now? should we just call the cops?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Call the cops? Nah, Mr. Invisible Man, we're not gonna let those cult fuckers get away with this.