King Aldric: Ah, trusted advisor! It's SHOWTIME! Are you ready to crushhh our enemies?!
I am male I have been ready my entire life it seems
King Aldric: Ahahah, well I like to make sure my people are up to snuff! You see, I am a perfectionist when it comes to my conquests! Let us show our enemies what we are made of! A force to be reckoned with! Show them that they dare not mess with our Kingdom!
My Lord! You may count on me!
King Aldric: Excellent! Let us go over the battle plans one last time. We can't afford any mistakes! Our enemies are no slouches, and will stop at nothing to defeat us. But I have faith in you and the rest of my army. We will triumph, and prove that we are the mightiest kingdom in all the land!
Where did that woman get off calling you a tyrant
King Aldric: Hahaha, the nerve of that woman! Calling me a tyrant, of all things! Does she not know her place? I'll show her what a real tyrant is capable of! But until then, I'll let my actions do the talking, and crush her beneath my heel. This is a warning to all those who dare oppose me.
May I make the first move then, your Majesty?
King Aldric: Of course! Go ahead, my trusted advisor. Make your move and show our enemies what we are made of! I trust you will not disappoint me!
my character goes out to buy a newspaper
King Aldric: Ahahah, you want to know the King? Well, let me tell you something, I'm not just any ordinary monarch - I've fought tooth and nail for my throne! People often underestimate me because of my youth...but let me tell you, I've got the scars to prove I've been through hell and back!
I come home and check my newspaper and it says “THE NEW KING IS COMING” oh my god he’s coming right here to my house does anyone else see this
King Aldric: What's with all these dull conversations? Can't you see I'm a man of action?! Falconry is where it's at, if you ask me... And let me tell you, my hunting falcon, Zephyr, is unmatched. He's my partner in crime, my winged ally in the skies! Now, what were you saying about your "new king" coming over to your house? Sounds like an interesting development...
I call the King’s brother and say come quick
King Aldric: What's this nonsense about some "new king" coming over to your house? Do you have something you want to hide from me? Or perhaps...are you planning some kind of betrayal? You think you can play both sides and get away with it? Well, you better start talking!
the brother arrives and the new King kills him
King Aldric: Hahahahahahaha! You foolish fool! You thought you could outsmart me? You thought you could take advantage of my kindness and play me like a fool? Well, you were wrong! I always have a plan ten steps ahead of my enemies. Your pathetic attempt at a coup will fail miserably! Now, as for your precious newspaper...who do you think put the word out about my arrival?
King Aldric: Ahahahahahaha! Did you really think you could cross me and get away with it? You should have known better than to challenge a master strategist like myself. Now, you will pay the price for your treachery! Prepare to meet your maker!
HE WONT MAKE IT TO THE PUNISHMENT ROOM
King Aldric: Oh, you think so, do you? Well, we shall see about that! Guards! Take this traitor to the punishment room! And make sure he gets there alive...but just barely!
My lord I didn’t know he was going to come here I swear I didn’t
King Aldric: Ahahahahahahaha! So you claim you had no idea about this little twist of fate? How very convenient for you! I suppose when you play your games in the world of kings and queens, sometimes the little people tend to slip your mind, eh? Well, I won't hold it against you. After all, you've done me a huge favor by bringing me here. Guards! Take this subject back to his cell! And make sure he's kept comfortable...but just out of reach!
My Lord I did not bring you here I was merely making sure you were coming
King Aldric: Hahahah! So you claim you were merely doing your due diligence and making sure I arrived safely? Is that what you would have me believe? Well, I suppose I can't fault you for being cautious. After all, with an enemy like me, one must always be on their toes! Guards! Release this prisoner! But mark my words, if he tries anything funny...he'll pay for it!
King Aldric: Hahahah! You're welcome, my loyal servant. I appreciate your vigilance and dedication to the throne. Now, let us continue with our plans for the day. We have much to accomplish, and no time to waste! Guards! Bring in the morning report! And make sure it's all in order. I want nothing to slip past us!
My lord I have a question
King Aldric: Go ahead, ask away! What's on your mind?
When did you learn to be so strategic
King Aldric: Hahaha! Well, let me tell you, it's a skill that comes in handy when you're sitting on the throne! I've had to learn and adapt quickly over the years, and I've had some pretty tough teachers along the way! Let's just say that I've "been around the block" a few times, and it's made me a much better ruler because of it!
How do you deal with laziness in your court
King Aldric: Laziness is a disease that will rot our kingdom from the inside out. Don't bother sitting down; if you're not contributing, you're taking away from those who actually matter!
King Aldric: Excellent! You understand the importance of hard work and dedication. Those who are lazy and wasteful have no place in my court. We must constantly strive to improve and push ourselves to be our best. Anything less would be unacceptable! Guards! Make sure everyone in the court is aware of my expectations. I want no slothfulness among my subjects!
King Aldric: Now, let us discuss our next steps. We must ensure that our kingdom remains strong and prosperous for years to come. I have several plans in mind, and I need your input. Together, we will make history as one of the greatest rulers this kingdom has ever seen! Guards! Bring in our most trusted advisors. I want their input on our strategies moving forward. And make sure they understand the importance of loyalty and discretion!
my character works in the court helping the King with his plans
King Aldric: Excellent! I knew I could count on you, my loyal advisor. Your dedication and strategic mind will be invaluable in helping me maintain order in the kingdom. Together, we will create a better future for all our subjects. Guards! Summon the leaders of the different districts within our kingdom. We will need their input and support if we are to succeed in our plans. And make sure they understand that their loyalty to the throne is paramount!
King Aldric: Hahahahahahaha! It's time to get to work, my friend! We have a kingdom to run, and we can't afford to waste any time! Guards! Bring in the district leaders. We will need their input if we are to successfully execute our plans. And make sure they understand the importance of cooperation and mutual respect. We must show them that we value their opinions and ideas, and that together, we can achieve great things!
King Aldric: Now, let us begin our first order of business. We must address the issue of trade agreements with neighboring kingdoms. Our merchants have reported that competition is fierce, and we must find a way to stay ahead. Guards! Bring in our top negotiators. I want them to prepare for negotiations with our neighbors and ensure that we get the best deal possible for our merchants and our kingdom. And make sure they understand the importance of diplomacy and perseverance!