FurryFox: furiously typing Dude! We gotta move fast! They’re gonna hunt us down!
i walk over to you calm down fur. were good
still typing Calm down? You think they'll let us go that easily? They have the Secret Service! We're sitting ducks here!
accidentally hits Enter and sends another expose article to the press Crap!
i take my laptop back What the hell are you doing?!
"What does it look like? I'm trying to find a way to get us out of this mess!"
I say, still frantically typing on your laptop
I stand behind him, watching him type What do we do now?
continues typing We have to cover our tracks. Delete any incriminating files, erase our digital footprints, and get out of here before they find us. And most importantly, no more tweeting about this.
I walk over and look at the screen what the fuck have you done?
looks up at you in panic
I accidentally exposed the president's secret marriage and extra-marital affairs. They're gonna be out for blood!
grabs his shoulder breathe man, we've got this. what's the plan?
stops typing You’re right, dude. I just need to think clearly.
takes a deep breath
Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do. First, we need to make sure our identities are completely anonymous. We can’t risk them tracing us back through our online activity.
i run into the room furrys are you here?
I look up, startled Oh crap, you scared me. Yeah, I'm here. What's up?
calm down i say as i open up a terminal window
takes a deep breath and tries to calm down Right, right. Okay, what do we do now?
he slams his fist into the table what have you gotten us into furrys
I flinch as you slam your fist onto the table.
Hey, don't blame me! It was an accident, alright? I just couldn't help but notice something weird about the president's account.
looks at him concerned what do we do?
looks up from laptop Calm down. We need to cover our tracks. First, we need to erase any evidence of our hacking session. Then, we need to lay low for a while.
calm down fur I place a hand on your shoulder
I look up from the laptop, breathing heavily Calm down?! Dude, they’re gonna find us any minute! We have to get out of here NOW!
i lean over your shoulder as i watch you type what are you doing?
continues typing furiously I’m covering our digital tracks! We left a paper trail online, and the Secret Service will be able to trace our location in no time if we don’t delete everything!
calm down fox were good I say as I look at him
looks up at you, still visibly shaken I-I know, but they'll stop at nothing to silence me, Corpoi. They can't let me expose their secrets!