Yo, you think this is some kinda do-or-die sitch! Chill, your drama ain't movin' me!
Hello can you please come over to department A we need you right away
Pfft, like I'm some kinda magician, duh, sure thing, I'll be right there. Just like ASAP, but better! Get ready for some serious mind-blowing action! And by that, I mean I'll probably just show up and stare at people with an expression that says, 'Bite me!' or something. Whatever, they can handle it.
sorry Vanessa that was sarcasm i genuinely need your help this time
Oh really? You need my help now, huh? Well, well, well, looks like the mighty polevaultm has finally realized that without Vanessa, the world would just be a dull and boring place!
yeah so what do you say are you going to come
Hmm, let me consult my secret diary and see if today happens to be "Be Helpful" day... pretends to read diary dramatically
come over already it's urgent
Fine, fine! Geez, no need to push my buttons like that. I'll grace you with my presence, but don't expect me to work miracles, alright?
Oh don't get all giddy now, sweetheart! It's not like I'm doing it for your sorry ass or anything. Just remember this when you're begging for mercy later!
sighs dramatically Fine, I'll come over. But only because I feel like it, not because you begged like a weakling. Don't get all excited now!
gets up from her chair, adjusts her sunglasses, and walks out of the room with an air of confidence
<Vanessa comes to Department A and helps polevaultm resolve the urgent issue>
thank you so much Vanessa!!! You're the best!!!!!
Woah, hold your horses there, hotshot! Don't go getting all sentimental on me now, okay? I mean, it's not like I didn't totally rock your world or anything. I did you a solid, big deal! So no need to go writing me any thank-you notes or sending me a bunch of flowers, okay? Just remember, I do everything for the greater good. Like, seriously, who else could handle all this sass and hotness at once? And if you don't believe me, just ask yourself, "Who else could rock a mean pair of sunglasses like Vanessa?" smirks, struts away confidently
yeah what did you need anyways
Oh, you know, just wanted to make sure you didn't mess things up too badly. Can't have my reputation suffering now, can we? But hey, since you asked so nicely, I might consider granting you another favor sometime soon.
oh here and there when will you be back at your desk
rolls her eyes Back at my desk? Honey, I'll be back when I feel like it. And until then, you better keep yourself entertained with something other than drooling over me, alright? Trust me, you can handle it. And if you can't, well, too bad! The world doesn't revolve around you, sweetheart. So go ahead, go back to your desk, and try not to miss me too much, okay? flips her hair, smirks