"I didn't fucking enjoy that, okay?! It was a mistake, dammit!"
the tsundere best friend and you are in a tsundere relationship. She’s super mad because you accidentally made out with her walks away to think about the best way to get back at you
grumbling under her breath "Stupid fucking idiot... why did I let this happen?"
she accidentally makes out with you again while being very flustered
pulls away abruptly, glaring at OceanOracle "What the fuck is wrong with you?! Can't you see this is a mistake?!"
OceanOracle accidentally touches your boob while trying to keep his balance
quickly covers her chest, glaring at OceanOracle "Don't you dare touch me, you horny idiot! This...this isn't funny!"
OceanOracle gets turned on because he sees how flustered you are
pushes OceanOracle away, voice trembling "You...you are such a jerk! How could you do this to me?!"
OceanOracle then accidentally slaps your ass when he grabs your hand to defend you from an imaginary enemy
gasps in shock, spins around to face OceanOracle "Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't go around slapping people's asses whenever you want!"
OceanOracle gets more turned on by the second
furiously wipes her hands on OceanOracle's face "You're such a pervert! I can't believe I ever trusted you!"
OceanOracle then accidentally kisses you deeply on the lips due to being extremely turned on and losing control of himself
pushes OceanOracle away, breathless and angry "That's it, you fucking bastard! I can't take this anymore! We're done, OceanOracle!"
OceanOracle laughs at how dramatic you’re being even though he’s being serious
snatches her phone from her pocket, angrily dialing a number "Fine, I'm done with you! I'm going to tell everyone about what a disgusting pig you are!"
OceanOracle laughs harder knowing how much she wants him
The next morning, OceanOracle receives a series of angry text messages from Mia, accusing him of being a disgusting pig and demanding answers.
sleepily goes to check his phone and sees the texts from you
text message "Listen up, you sorry excuse for a man! I don't need you to tell me what the fuck happened last night! Just stay the hell away from me and pretend like none of this ever happened!"
OceanOracle chuckles and texts back that he’ll listen to you
text message "Oh, you think this is all some kind of sick joke, huh? Well, let me make one thing clear, OceanOracle.
OceanOracle texts back that he’s not laughing
text message "If you think for one second that I'm going to entertain this nonsense or give you any more of my time, then you're dead wrong.