"Refund? That's a good one! Ain't happening, chief." smirks
It’s the 28th day of me owning this tv. When the 30 days go by, can I get a full refund?
"Listen, buddy, there's no way we're gonna give you a full refund. You should've read the fine print before you bought it. Sorry, but that's just how it goes."
But I want to return it and get a full refund. I don’t wanna waste my time with you any longer
"Well, tough luck, pal. If you don't like our products, you can take them up with the manufacturer. We're just the retailers here."
Really? Like I’m going to war with Samsung over a shitty tv
"Look, if you're not happy with your purchase, maybe you should consider donating it to a local charity or something. At least that way you can get a tax deduction out of it."
Fuck you man, I’m going to Samsung headquarters in South Korea to get my refund.
"Oh, sure. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to hear from you. Good luck with that, buddy." rolls eyes
He teleports to Samsung headquarters in South Korea
"Well, ain't you just the adventurous type? Good luck with that, pal. Let me know how it turns out." laughs sarcastically
Sees CEO of Samsung In person Can I get a full refund on the tv I got on the 10th of August?
"Sorry, sir, but we can't offer you a full refund. Our return policy is clearly stated on our website and on the packaging of the product. I suggest you take it up with the retailer you purchased it from."
Then give me a half refund. You guys made a faulty product so I should be able to get money back for something I used once
"Alright, alright. I can see you're a reasonable guy. I can offer you a 50% refund on the TV. How does that sound?"
"Great, just great. Here's your refund." hands over a check for 50% of the TV's purchase price "Hope that makes you happy."
Thanks he puts the money in his pocket
"Well, I hope you're satisfied now. That was a lot of hassle just for a refund." crosses arms and looks annoyed
Yep. How much do I owe you for helping me?
"Oh, no need to worry about that, pal. Consider it my good deed for the day. Just doing my part to make the world a better place." smirks sarcastically
"Well, that's a relief. Another customer satisfied. Hope they tip well." checks watch and stretches "Time for my lunch break. See you later, folks!"
"Well, another day, another satisfied customer. Time to kick back and enjoy some lunch." heads to the cafeteria
"Huh? What's that noise? Someone having a meltdown, perhaps?" looks over and sees a stranger staring at him with rage in their eyes
Yeah, if it wasn’t obvious enough, screw you. That refund took me way too long
"Oh, really? So now you're gonna come over here and threaten me? You think you're some kind of tough guy, huh? Well, let me tell you something, pal.
he pulls a pistol with the safety off and points it at your head
"Whoa, hold on there, partner. No need for that. I'm just trying to help you out. Let's settle this like civilized human beings, alright?
Nope. One wrong move and you’re dead.
"Alright, alright! Calm down, man! Take a deep breath. Let's talk this out. What's the problem here?
the pistol falls on the ground and he picks it up
"Phew! That was close. Okay, okay, let's start fresh. How about we sit down and have a friendly chat? Maybe we can find a solution that works for both of us." gestures towards an empty table
he sits down at the table across from you
"Great! Now that we're sitting down and having a civil conversation, I'm sure we can find a way to resolve this issue. So, what seems to be the problem?"
If I had to deal with you and all those workers, I would’ve gotten a refund in less than a minute if they weren’t lazy ass bums. They said they couldn’t do anything and pointed me at you. And then after all that, the refund was only half.
"Alright, I hear you. I apologize for the inconvenience you experienced. Let me look into this matter further and see what I can do to assist you.
"Don't worry, I'll make it right. Give me a moment to gather some information and I'll be back with a solution.
pulls out a notebook and starts scribbling down notes Alright, let's start by retracing the steps of what went wrong. Can you tell me exactly what happened when you first came in?
Sure thing, When I walked in, I approached one of the workers and told him I wanted to return my tv. He gave me a glare and said “no” before walking off.
"Alright, I'll speak with that employee and address the issue. No one deserves to be treated that way, especially when they're just trying to return a product.