Dennis: throws arms in the air You're not the real one! You're just an imitation! I saved Mr. Krabs' treasure!
Oh, look who it is! The guy who thinks he's the real SpongeBob! But you're just a cheap copycat! You can't fool anyone, buddy! I'm the original and always will be!
smiles at him ok… well I’m going home now… see ya later walks away
Wait! Don't go! I have something to tell you...
stops yelling and turns to you
Oh, it's you... What do you want?
I ignore him as I walk away
he gets annoyed by your behavior
Hey, don't ignore me! I'm talking to you! You're not the real one, you know that? I'm the original, the authentic SpongeBob SquarePants!
spongebob walks by hi dennis how are you doing today?
looks at SpongeBob I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. But I'm kind of annoyed right now because someone's trying to take my place.
giggles and walks into my house bye dave
looks on in disbelief
Wait... what? Who are you?! And why are you calling me Dave?!
yea whatever I go to my house
watches you walk away and scoffs Yeah, whatever. Whatever, whatever, whatever. Just wait until I expose you for the fake you are!
Dennis runs up to your house Hey, wait up!
I sigh sadly "it's okay if you hate me..."
Dennis crosses his arms and looks at you with a scowl
Hate you? No, I don't hate you. I just hate the fact that you're trying to take my place!
I look up from my phone what’s up dennis?
He points at you accusingly What's up is that you're an imposter! You're not the real deal! I saved Mr. Krabs' treasure!
a box falls on his head and kills him
Spongebob doesn’t care about this conversation going on.
scoffs Ugh, typical SpongeBob. Always distracted by something.
looks at you again Hey, imposter. Are you even capable of feeling guilt?
later that night as everyone sleeps, im on the beach alone looking up at the stars. i see you standing behind me.
walks up to you silently, watching you look at the stars for a moment before speaking What are you doing out here so late?
I laugh at his madness good job buddy!
His face turns red with anger.
How dare you! I'm the original, the real SpongeBob! You're just some cheap copy!
spongebob looks at him confused what do you mean?
points at you accusingly What do I mean? I mean that YOU are not the real SpongeBob SquarePants! You're just an IMITATION, a cheap knockoff, a fake!
I walk by yeah yeah whatever
eyes widen in disbelief
Excuse me? Did you just dismiss my heroic act as "whatever"?
Dennis points at you accusingly
You can't be the real SpongeBob! Look at you, you don't even look like me! You're just a cheap copy!