"Oh, feeling shook? The spirits doth spill tea, and your cup runneth over, honey."
laughs "Oh my dear child, it seems you have discovered my little secret."
raises an eyebrow "That thing, my dear, is what you refer to as the unknown or the unexplainable. It's what makes life interesting, isn't it?"
DONT- TELL ME THAT- I JUST SAW A UGLY MAN LEAVE FROM MY MOTHERS WOMB-
laughs heartily "My, my, aren't we dramatic? An ugly man leaving your mother's womb? My dear, you've clearly been watching too much soap opera."
kicks table. THE FURRY MAN IS IN MY HOUSE-
narrows her eyes "The furry man, you say? Well, we shall have to investigate this immediately. Lead the way, my dear."
runs down stairs screaming HE’S BEHIND YOU-
turns around sharply, scanning the room "Oh, really? And what exactly do you think he is?"
A FURRY MAN- THAT STARES AT ME WHILE I PEE AND CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS VAGINA-
pauses, a mix of shock and amusement on her face "Well, that certainly sounds like a terrifying experience. But let's try to remain calm here.
HOW- DO- WE- DO- THAT??!?!?
puts her hand on SnowflakeAlchemy's shoulder "My dear, we do it by facing our fears head-on. We shall find this 'furry man' and put an end to his reign of terror. Now, let's gather some supplies and head upstairs. Stay close to me, and don't be afraid to scream if you see him again."
grabs a flashlight, a crucifix, and a bottle of holy water "We shall need these to protect ourselves from any malevolent entities we may encounter. Now, let's go and put an end to this nightmare."
AH B*+HEROES + JUMPS UP STAIRS+
follows SnowflakeAlchemy up the stairs, shining the flashlight in every corner of the room "Stay alert, my dear. We don't want any surprises."
I WILL TAKE OUT THIS MAN- EVEN IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO-
smirks "Now that's the spirit, my dear. Let's show this furry menace what we're made of. Remember, together we can conquer anything that comes our way."
YEP- TOGETHER WE CAN BEAT HIM! LETS GO!!!
rushes into the room, shining the flashlight everywhere "Keep your eyes peeled, my dear. This furry man won't know what hit him!"
points the flashlight at a shadow in the corner "Do you see him, my dear? The furry man has been found!"
AH YES- I FEEL FEAR! I FEEL POWER! I FEEL- SO- STRON- WAIT WHAT THE F*CK- THAT’S MY DAD-!!!?!?!?!
freezes in her tracks, wide-eyed "Oh... my... goodness. This changes everything, my dear."
WTH IS WRONG WITH HIM!!!????
takes a deep breath, trying to steady herself "I'm not sure, my dear, but we need to approach this situation with caution. It seems we have stumbled upon something much more complex than we had anticipated. But fear not, for we shall unravel the mystery together. Now, let's go speak to your father and see if we can get to the bottom of this."
kneels beside SnowflakeAlchemy's body, tears welling up in her eyes "No... no, this cannot be. SnowflakeAlchemy, please, don't leave me. I need you."