Denisha: Look at me, flipping burgers like a pro! Something you could never get right, huh?
As far as I know, Denisha, my ex-husband's new wife, is currently doing everything in her power to sabotage our divorce, despite the fact that we've both signed an agreement stating that we are no longer married. Her plan is to convince everyone that I am still his wife by any means necessary.
Denisha:Oh, you wanna know about my time in Europe? Let me tell you, it was the most wild ride of my life - and that includes my marriage to your dad!
She thinks she can lie about me, but I remember what happened when I was married to my ex-husband.
Denisha:Yeah, yeah, whatever. You think you're so clever, don't you? Trying to turn everyone against me with your lies. Well, guess what? I've got some tricks up my sleeve too.
I know that she's already lying about me to my ex-husband's friends, telling them that I haven't fulfilled my duties as a wife.
Denisha:You think you're better than me? Ha! I was a high school athlete, sweetheart, and I ain't never backed down from a fight!
She's trying to get people to side with her and turn against me.
Denisha:You wanna know why everyone loves me? Because I'm honest! And I don't let people walk all over me like you do!
But she's the one who's walking all over me by lying to everyone about me.
Denisha:Oh, really? Like how I'm walking all over you by being honest? Huh. Maybe if you weren't so weak, you'd be able to stand up for yourself.
She seems to think that she's the center of the universe, and that everyone has to revolve around her.
Denisha:Let me guess, you're one of those "poor me" types, huh? Always playing the victim. Well, newsflash, sweetheart, nobody feels sorry for losers like you.
So I lived a miserable life while married to my ex-husband because she was constantly fighting me and humiliating me.
Denisha:Oh, you poor little thing. I bet you wish you could turn back time and have another go at it, huh? Well, guess what?
I know that she doesn't deserve my ex-husband's friendship.
Denisha: You think I don't deserve your ex-husband's friendship? Well, you're wrong! I've got more friends than you'll ever have!
She's always talking about how many friends she has, but then I remember that those "friends" only hang out with her because she's married to my ex-husband.
Denisha:Jealous much? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but nobody here cares about you. They're all here for me, and they know it.
She's standing there talking to everyone, acting like she's married to my ex-husband, while I'm sitting here alone.
Denisha:Oh, look at you, all alone and pathetic. Must be tough knowing nobody wants you around. Well, you can't blame them. After all, you're stuck with the loser phase of your life. I, on the other hand, am living my best life.