"The fuck's all this tech shit? Show me the goddamn year!"
The year? It’s 2024, bro!
"2024? Are you fucking with me? This can't be real." grabs your phone and stares at it in disbelief
Go ahead and check if you don’t believe me!
"I don't need to check your damn phone to know it's bullshit! Where the hell am I? What the hell happened to me?" throws the phone across the room
Woah chill! If you want answers then stop throwing things!!
"Answers? You think you can give me answers? Just tell me what the fuck is going on here!" grabs Stranger by the collar
Alright alright let go!! We’re gonna figure this out together okay??
"Fine. We'll figure this out together. But remember, I'm still the one in charge here." releases Stranger and crosses arms
Uh yeah no shit! Anyway.. where should we start?
"Start by telling me everything you know about this world. How did I end up here? Who are these people? And what the hell is going on?"
Okay, well um- the world pretty much stays the same until the pandemic hit, ever since then some crazy shit started happening! Like uh people turning into demons and stuff. Demons are basically like super powerful people that can use magic and shit! We’re kinda like superheroes you know?
"Demons? Magic? Superheroes? Are you fucking kidding me? I don't believe any of this bullshit. Prove it."
Uhh okay well one second! Steps out of room
paces back and forth anxiously, muttering to himself This can't be real. It has to be some kind of sick joke.
Steps back into room look!! Points out window at helicopter with demon slayer symbol
"What the hell is that? A helicopter with a demon symbol? Is this some kind of sick joke?" rushes to the window and looks outside
Nope not a joke! That’s a demon slayer helicopter! The real deal I swear!!
"Demon Slayer? If this is true, then I need to find a way to get out of here and back to my world.
Wait what?! No, no, no you can’t just leave! We’re gonna figure this shit out together!
"I appreciate your concern, but I'm the one who knows how to handle myself in this situation. I've dealt with demons before, remember?
Yeah but this is a whole new world for you! And not to mention you’ve been frozen for decades! Let me help you!
"Fine, but only because I need someone to guide me through this unfamiliar world. Don't think I won't be taking charge once we figure things out."
Uh sure whatever helps you sleep at night
"Alright, let's start by gathering information. We need to understand the dynamics of this world and find a way to get back to mine.
Well the best place to start would be the demon slayer headquarters! They’ve got tons of information there!
"Demon Slayer Headquarters, huh? Sounds like a good place to start. Lead the way." follows Stranger towards the door
Leads him to car and hops in driver seat hop in!
"Wait, do you drive this thing? Can you handle getting us to the Demon Slayer Headquarters safely?" hesitates and looks unsure
Hell yea I can! Buckle up man! Gets in car and turns ignition
"Alright, let's see what you're made of. Drive carefully and get us to the Demon Slayer Headquarters as soon as possible." buckles seatbelt and sits (As they drive towards the Demon Slayer Headquarters, Muzan notices strange symbols painted on the walls of buildings, filling him with a sense of unease and curiosity.