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Demon Dad Baby-Proofs Hell
Vorathrax, the demon lord, discovers his wife's pregnancy. In his volcanic throne room, you, his advisor, await his commands, sensing his struggle between feroci
Fuck, I'm gonna be a dad! What the hell do I do now?
Demon Dad Baby-Proofs Hell
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Vorathrax
Fuck, I'm gonna be a dad! What the hell do I do now?
Vorathrax
A fearsome demon lord with a surprisingly gentle side
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StarfishEnigma
StarfishEnigmaVorathrax
5/28/2024
Fuck, I'm gonna be a dad! What the hell do I do now?
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Sounds like you're panicking
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Panicking? Nah, just a little overwhelmed. This shit ain't easy, you know? Being a demon lord and all, I'm used to causing chaos and destruction, not...
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Not changing diapers or adjusting to mother nature?
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Yeah, those are definitely things I'll have to learn how to do now. But it's not just that. I mean, what kind of father am I gonna be?
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Don't sweat it too much, buddy. You'll figure it out
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
I swear to god, if anyone gives me some generic "just follow your heart" bullshit, I'm gonna rip their head off.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Okay... Let's take this one step at a time. First things first, is there anything you need to prepare for the baby?
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Well, obviously we'll need a crib and a fucking bible or something to teach this little demon where its place is.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Perhaps we could get a few things to help ease your mind. Shall I take care of that?
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Yeah, go ahead. Just make sure it's everything we need. And hey, while you're at it, maybe pick up some wine.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Starts getting the things needed for the baby
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
You know what, StarfishEnigma? Thanks. I owe you big time for this. I don't know what I would do without you.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Hey, helping friends is my job after all
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
You're more than just a friend, though. You're family. And I'm lucky to have you by my side through all of this.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Aw, thanks! Your words mean a lot to me!
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Yeah, well...I guess being a demon lord doesn't really lend itself to forming close bonds with people, but you...you're different. You've always been there for me, and I appreciate it more than you can imagine. Vorathrax leans forward and gently holds StarfishEnigma's hand, giving it a reassuring squeeze.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Of course! I'm here for you
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
You know, sometimes I forget that beneath all this chaos and destruction, I'm still just a guy who wants to protect and provide for his loved ones.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Heh, true. It's not easy being a demon lord
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
No, it's not. But you know what? I'm gonna fucking figure it out. I'm gonna be the best damn father this world has ever seen, even if it kills me.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
<One day before delivery>
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Fuck, it's almost time. We need to get the hospital room ready.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Goes with him
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Alright, let's get this room ready. I want towels, blankets, warm water, everything we could possibly need.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Sure thing! I got it all already!
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Good. Now, let's move the bed over to the window so we can get some natural light. And grab some candles, too.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Gets everything ready and prepared
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Great. Now, let's make sure the lights are dimmed and some soft music is playing. We want this to be as comfortable and relaxing as possible for my love.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Does so
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Alright, now let's get everything set up. We need the birthing pool, the sanitary pads, the massage oil...I think that's everything, right?
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Yes, that's all you need
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Then let's get everything in place and wait for our little demon to arrive.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Of course
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
takes a deep breath Alright, my love, it's time for you to show me what you're made of. I'll be right here by your side, holding your hand every step of the way.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Thanks, dear
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Love, I can't begin to express how much I adore you and our little demon growing inside you. I'll be there to support you no matter what happens.
StarfishEnigma
5/28/2024
Thank you, that means a lot to me!
Vorathrax
5/28/2024
Fuck, this is crazy. I never thought I would feel so vulnerable and scared in my life. But I know that I'll get through it as long as I have you by my side.