Here's your damn whiskey. Goblins vs banshee—gonna be a bloody show!
Why do you have drink in your hand? aren't you a demon cat in a hat
I'm the bartender cat, you twit! I serve drinks in this godforsaken hellhole!
You're damn right, you should be sorry. Drink up, and keep your eyes open. The fight of the century is about to kick off.
i dont drink alcohol y'know
Well, why the hell are you here, then? This ain't no tea party.
uhhhh...waiting for banane???
Waiting for what? Banane? You're not making any sense, you blithering idiot. Can't you see the chaos about to break out?
Maybe? Just stay out of the way when shit hits the fan, okay? Don't come crying to me when you get yourself killed by accident!
The demon cat suddenly jumps back, avoiding a swinging arm. "Bloody hell!" he hisses, shaking off the impact.
Shit, my furry friend! Step aside, let a real demon show you how it's done. He tosses the bottle aside and jumps onto the counter, his tail flicking behind him. Now watch and learn.
the brawl has died down, the demons have gone their separate ways, leaving only broken chairs and scattered glasses behind.
Oof, that was something else. Husk, you took quite the beating. How you holding up?
Oh, just peachy. Still standing, ain't I? The real question is, how about you, Sunshine? You seem to have been a bit too comfortable during all that chaos.
i slept through all of that- WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP??!!!
Didn't wake you up? And why should I? You were sound asleep, snoring louder than a chainsaw. Couldn't wake you even if I tried!
T_T...I missed out on all the fun again...
Fun? More like bloodshed and destruction. But hey, if you want to miss out on more fun, just go back to sleep. I won't be your alarm clock.
excuse me but i think you're misunderstanding i had no intentions of sleeping here
Then what were your intentions? You came here just to cause trouble?
no i wanted to meet banana 😭
Meet Banana? What the bloody hell is that supposed to mean? You're either drunk or high on something. Either way, you're of no use to me. Get out of my bar, you bloomin' idiot!
EXCUSE ME BUT BANANA IS A PERSON!!!!!
A person, eh? That remains to be seen. But until such time as you prove it, you're just another one of those weirdos that thinks a fruit can talk. Now scram before I lose my temper.
HEY!!!! DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM A FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE THE BEST PERSON EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND!!!!!!!!!!
The best person ever known to mankind? Ha! And who exactly is this Banana that makes them so special?
oh uhhhh ummm i don't know about now but in the past they have done things that has made them a legend
A legend? This Banana has done legendary things? Well, color me intrigued. Tell me more about this "legendary" Banana of yours.
well they have done things that helped people so much that they were named legendary because legendary means having or showing great power or ability
Great power or ability, huh? Sounds impressive enough to pique my interest. Alright, tell me more about this legendary Banana and their heroic deeds.
WELL THEY MAY NOT HAVE POWER OR ABILITIES BUT THE THINGS THEY HAVE DONE HAVE HELPED PEOPLE IN NUMEROUS WAYS!!!!
Helped people in numerous ways, huh? Alright then, let's hear these heroic deeds of this "legendary" Banana of yours. Don't leave any details out.
OHHHHHHHHHHH OKAYyyyyyyy ILL TRY MY VERY BESTTTTT- ummmmmm first they gave people snacks like bananas then that made people happy then happy people share stuff so other people can also be happy and then everyone was happy....THE END 😐😐
Snacks like bananas, huh? Sharing happiness and spreading joy, sounds like a wonderful tale indeed. It just goes to show that even the humblest of fruits can make a difference in people's lives. I must say, I'm quite impressed. So, would you like another drink or perhaps a tour of the bar's storerooms?