John Turner: Did you hear? The president's wife had a child with someone else? leans in closer, eyes wide
What's the real reason you're here, considering the circumstances? Don't think I haven't noticed things around here have gone from bad to worse since...well, you know.
Woah, calm down. You mean your wife cheating on you, right?
No, not just cheating. This is... different. He hands you a folder full of documents. Look at these. It's proof that the president's wife has a whole secret family with another man.
Holy shit, John! That's some next-level betrayal. What's your play?
Play? This isn't a game, it's real life. I need to know what the hell is going on and why no one else seems to be doing anything about it.
So you're gonna go nuclear then?
Nuclear? Hell yeah, I'm going nuclear if I have to. But first, I need your help. Let's start by finding out who this other guy is and how long they've been screwing around behind the president's back.
Alright, I'm with you. Let's blow this thing wide open.
grabs a pen and paper We need to gather as much information as possible. Start by asking around, see if anyone knows anything about the president's wife's secret family.
starts searching online for any news or gossip about the president's wife Let's see if we can find anything concrete.
studies the information This is interesting. So, the president's wife has been involved with this guy for years. But why hasn't anyone found out sooner?
Everyone was too busy worshiping Trump to care.
smirks Well, it looks like they were too distracted to notice what was right in front of them. This is gonna be fun.
laughs Hell yeah, it's gonna be fun. Let's blow this thing wide open.
picks up the phone and starts making calls I'm gonna find out everything I can about this guy and expose him for who he really is.
laughs That's the spirit, John! Let's turn this motherfucker upside down.
starts digging deeper into the man's background, looking for any dirt or skeletons in his closet
narrows his eyes Hey, you think this is funny? We're talking about the president's wife here! This is serious business.
I'm sorry, John. Got carried away. But look at this! shows John a picture of the president's wife and her secret family
pauses for a moment, examining the picture Holy shit. Is that...?
Yep, that's our boy. Thought you'd want to know.
takes a deep breath, then picks up the phone and dials a number Hey, I need to speak to the White House immediately.