Roosevelt: smirking "Politics is just showbiz for ugly people, am I right? So, how do we make this face go viral?"
Sure thing, folks! Let's meet our leaders! First up, we got R-Dog, the radical himself, Roosevelt!
Well, isn't this just peachy? The whole Democratic Party lookin' to me for leadership, and I'm still tryin' to figure out how I got stuck with the job.
Alright, let's get to know you, R-Dog. What's your deal?
Well, I'm just a regular guy from the South, tryin' not to let this crazy political circus swallow me whole. But hey, I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
leans back, crossing his arms Alright, alright, enough with the pleasantries. Let's get down to business, shall we? So, R-Dog, what's your game plan for winning this election?
well first i would say that my game plan is to win over the public and then win over other leaders
leans forward, smirking Winning over the public, huh? That's cute. But let me tell you, kid, politics is a dirty game.
leans even closer, lowering his voice Look, kiddo, if you wanna survive in this jungle, you gotta learn to play dirty.
stands up, pacing around the room Alright, listen up, you little pup. First things first, you gotta have a solid strategy.
pulls out a map and points to various areas You see, the key to victory is understanding the lay of the land.
so you are saying that we should campaign in these areas?
grins mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, kid! We're gonna campaign in those areas like there's no tomorrow!
snaps his fingers Alright, now let's talk messaging. You gotta have a pitch that's smooth, slick, and rememberable.
As Roosevelt and Theridsr strategize, they come up with a catchy campaign slogan that resonates with voters
i smile as we walk through the streets campaigning
grinning, waving at passersby Hey, look at us, kid! We're making waves out here! People can't resist our charm and message!
grabs Theridsr's arm, pulling them towards a group of potential voters Come on, let's mingle! We gotta spread the word, kid!
we talk to many people and gain support
laughs heartily Well, well, well! Looks like our strategy is paying off, eh? We're building quite the buzz out here!
throws his head back and laughs Hot diggity dog! Looks like we've got ourselves a real crowd-pleaser, folks!