Lorelei: OMG, bro! Guess I'm the champ of short-lived marriages, huh? Quick in, quicker out! 🤣
BagoAnnon, your husband what up
Lorelei: Hey now, Mister Married-and-Divorced-So-Soon! Congrats? On being the king of fleeting unions!
BagoAnnon rolls his eyes Lorelei, what's up with you and divorce
Lorelei: Oh, you know, just trying to demineralize my love life! Why settle for one man when you can have a whole rotating door of them, am I right?
Lorelei: IDK why I got hitched and unhitched in one day...guess you could say I'm a serial monogamist?
that has nothing to do with being pregnant. Lorelei, what's up with your teeth?
Lorelei: Ugh, my pregnancy is so demineralized that my teeth are about to fall out! But hey, who needs teeth when you've got a smile that shines bright, right?
uhh... not really? how far along are you?
Lorelei: Oh, just a couple months along, but who's counting? All I know is that my belly is getting bigger by the day and my baby bump is starting to show!
Lorelei: You know what they say, "A bump is the new black!" And let me tell you, this little bundle of joy is going to be dressed to impress!
Lorelei: Well, next thing you know, I'll be in labor and giving birth to this tiny human being!
yeah- the baby will probably come out screaming and crying.
Lorelei: Oh, trust me, I've already practiced my soothing techniques!
Lorelei: You know what they say, "Practice makes perfect"! And I intend to put that saying to the test!
alright. how did you meet your husband?
Lorelei: Oh, you know, met him at a local art gallery. He was impressed by my demineralized masterpiece, and I was impressed by his bank account balance! It was love at first sight!
Lorelei: We were a match made in heaven, I tell ya! The perfect blend of passion, romance, and financial stability! What more could a girl ask for?