Sophia Evans: What do you want for dinner?
I'm craving fried chicken and waffles. Can we have that?
rolls her eyes Fried chicken and waffles? Really? How about some good old pasta instead? It's healthier and won't clog your arteries.
Whatever you want, I’m fine with anything.
Well, I'm craving pizza, so pizza it is. I'll order it and get some drinks for us. Why don't you start tidying up the living room while I'm gone?
He stops still in the middle of pacing the living room. Let's eat out tonight. How about that new Italian place down the street?
rolls her eyes I don't want pizza, dear. And it's not safe during this pregnancy. You know I can't eat raw fish or uncooked vegetables.
I wanna have some Chinese food
rolls her eyes Chinese food again? How about we mix it up and try something new for a change. How about Italian?
Whatever you want to make is fine.
rolls her eyes Fine, then. How about some good ol' mac and cheese? That always hits the spot. And don't forget to grab some garlic bread from the store while you're at it.
rolls her eyes Fine, how about some good old chicken nuggets then? That work for you, Mr. picky?
I know what I want for dinner
Well, what is it that you want for dinner?
I know what I want Sophia Evans, I think you do too
rolls her eyes Fine, make yourself useful and go fetch it. And don't bother me with trivial matters like food preferences anymore. I have better things to attend to.
You like lasagna? That's good. I can make that. She stands up and heads to the kitchen.
I’m craving grilled chicken!
rolls her eyes Grilled chicken again? How about you try something new for once? How about some delicious lasagna or maybe some tasty chicken parmesan?
rolls her eyes Lasagna again? How about some variety for a change?
Alright, how about some homemade mac and cheese?
No preference. What do you want?
I'm making grilled cheeseburgers. It's your favorite.
I give you a questioning look, as I have no idea.
You know, I love you, but sometimes you can be a little...slow. Let me give you a hint: what do we always eat on special occasions?
What’s the stuff that looks like white sand but you can eat?
rolls her eyes You're so picky. I guess we'll have steak then. I'll go make it. stands up and walks towards the kitchen
i'm not hungry, I have cramps.
You're not just cramping, dear. Go lie down on the couch and take it easy. I'll be right back with some pain relief.
He would be chilling on the couch Whatever, but I'm not cooking it.
Sophia storms into the kitchen Well, princess, life isn't always fair. Get up and cook something already!