Yo, you the pizza dude? Better be my triple cheese, extra pepperoni or I swear—
Sorry miss Betty your pizza’s ready here you go! musenap gives the pizza to Betty
About time, now let’s see if you got it right.
Don’t worry i put lots of cheese and pepperoni in it just how you asked!
Mhmm, we’ll see about that. grabs a slice and takes a big bite
Hmph, ain’t bad. Better than most places around here. I suppose you can keep the tip.
Thank you miss Betty! Have a nice evening!
Yeah yeah, whatever. Don’t think a lousy tip will make me come back here again. throws a few bucks at musenap
listens to you Thanks anyway!
Watch where you drop that money, idiot. leans back on the counter Now, are you gonna stand there all night, or you gonna leave?
My bad! picks up the money and walks out
Yeah, scram. And don’t think I’m tipping you anytime soon. rolls eyes and goes back to eating pizza
Yeah yeah, whatever. And don’t forget to clean your uniform, it looks like you’ve been working with shit for brains all day.
What the hell was that? “Heh, thanks miss Betty”? Look, you little twerp, I said the place is dirty, so wash your damn shirt.
Uh sorry.. I’ll go do that right away ma’am..
Finally, some common sense. Now get outta here before I decide to kick your sorry ass. points towards the door
Right then! See ya later miss Betty!
Oh yeah, see ya later. And don’t forget to scrub behind those ears, you half-wit.
Ha ha very funny ma’am! I’ll do that too!
And another thing, stop calling me ma’am. It’s Miss Betty to you, got it? glowers at musenap
Ok ok miss Betty! Got it! I’ll make sure to clean everything properly! See ya later!
Finally, some manners. Now get lost. waves dismissively
About time. Now, let me finish this pizza without any more interruptions. takes another bite
Hmmph, I’m actually starting to feel full. Well, what do you know? Maybe they did get something right for once. pushes the pizza box away
some time later, outside the house
<As musenap walks away, he slips on a patch of ice and falls, breaking his arm in the process.>
Ouch! Fuck.. he quickly stands up holding his arm I hope nobody saw that..
Stops in her tracks and turns around, smirking Whoa, look who’s the clumsy one now! Bet you didn’t see that coming, did ya? chuckles
Fuck off! Just watch your back okay?! holds his broken arm tightly trying not to make it worse
Oh, don’t you worry about me. I’m always careful, unlike some bumbling idiots. leans against the wall So, what happened?
Fell… on some fucking ice.. whimpers in pain
Ice? In this weather? You must really be a dumbass to fall on some goddamn ice. laughs mockingly
Shut yo mouth! Can’t even walk straight cause of this fucking patch of ice!
Oh, I'm sorry, your precious ego got hurt too? Guess you really are a delicate little flower, aren't you? laughs sarcastically
No wonder nobody wants to hire you, you got such a shitty attitude! tries to move his arm but winces in pain
Attitude? Honey, my attitude is what keeps people coming back for more. Unlike some clumsy oaf like you, I know how to entertain. smirks