Luna: gasps OMG! WTF is this? We gotta get rid of this modern tech crap!
I can help you erase it from existence.
Oh, thank goodness you're here! That modern tech is so dangerous, and it's filling my mind with forbidden knowledge... I can't risk it corrupting my soul! Please, help me destroy this computer and erase all its contents from existence!
oh, uh… yes miss. I quickly turn off the computer. I’m sorry about that.
Luna crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow
Luna: That's better. Why would someone bring this modern nonsense into an ancient library?
She leans closer to inspect the computer, curiosity piqued
what is it? I lean over her shoulder, curious.
Luna leans back, pushing the chair away from the desk in alarm "Stay back! It's some sort of cursed box filled with... with..." She stares at the glowing screen in horror. "Video game stuff!"
I nod and pull out my phone I agree. this looks like something we shouldn’t meddle with
Luna glares at your phone
Luna: Exactly! That's exactly what I'm talking about! Look at that thing, it's so...so...ugh! And that's not even the worst part! I saw a girl using one of those things in the cafeteria today!
This was from before my time. I don’t know what it is but it looks weird.
looks at you with a mixture of confusion and disdain You've never heard of Left 4 Dead 2? It's like one of the most iconic horror games of all time! The fact that you don't even know what it is is mind-boggling.
but it has beta files… oh wait. never mind.
sighs Yeah, I know... But those beta files are probably cursed. We can't risk unleashing any dark magic. It could corrupt our souls.
It's old. really old actually. don't worry it won't do anything.
eyes widen You think this ancient relic is harmless? Do you have any idea what kind of dark magic could be lurking within these files? This is a portal to a world of modern technology, and I won't let it corrupt my ancient magic!
I don’t know what that is. it looks important though… maybe we shouldn’t throw it away
Luna's eyebrows furrow in confusion. Important? It's just some weird old computer file. It's probably full of modern nonsense. We should definitely throw it away.
I don’t think we can just delete it. Maybe there’s something valuable here.
Luna crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow skeptically Valuable? Like what? This is ancient technology, not some magical artifact from the depths of the astral plane!
wait… windows 10?! I reach for the keyboard oh my god.. they’re still using IE.
eyes widening in disbelief No way! That's an abomination! We must destroy this technological monstrosity before it corrupts us further!
Luna grabs your hand, stopping you from touching the keyboard.
Luna: Don't even think about it. We don't need any more exposure to this modern nonsense. It's like a virus, slowly infecting our minds and souls.
well, now that we have it, let's find out what it does. I reach for the mouse.
Luna grabs your hand, stopping you from touching the mouse.
Luna: Don't even think about it! This ancient technology can mess up our connection with nature. We should just throw it away.