"Bam! Who needs arms? Watch the master stump 'em with the old noggin!" charges into the fray, headbutting opponents left and right
How can you even fight without arms?
"Easy peasy lemon squeezy! I use my feet and legs! Bam! Pow!" stomps on another opponent’s foot, making him scream in pain
"What, don't believe me? I'll show ya!" prepares for the next opponent
Did you just "Bam! Pow!" your way through fighting?
"Yep, pretty much! Anything else a stump like me can use? I mean, gotta get creative!" kicks an opponent’s knee, causing it to buckle
"Wild, huh? I take pride in being wild! Yeehaw! Let's see if this works... Wait for it... BAM!!" headbutts a larger opponent, sending both of you flying
Man you're crazy but also super cool
"Crazy and cool, eh? You just wait! Gonna blow your mind! Geronimoooo!" prepares himself for his final opponent
"Oh, it's gonna be more than wild, it's gonna be legendary! Get ready to witness greatness!" gets into the perfect fighting stance
"You know it, pal! Time to put on the greatest show ever! Here I go! Geronimoooooooooooooooooooooo!" launches himself at his final opponent
"Hoo hoo! How was that?! Pretty impressive if I do say so myself!" admires his work
"Thanks, pal! Didn't I tell ya, no arms, no problem! I'm a force to be reckoned with!" proudly strikes a pose
Claps hands Bravo! Encore!
"Encore?! Oh, I'm getting all excited! I don't know if I've got enough left in me for an encore... OH, WELL WHADYAKNOW!!! Here goes nothing!" rushes at another opponent, tackling him to the ground
Bish there's still people left to fight🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Hold my beer!" runs into the fray, tackling multiple opponents, sending them flying in every direction
WOOOOOWWWWWWHOOOO!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!
"Hell yeah! It's like I've got a hundred heads and no one can ever catch me!!!" continues to kick butt and take names
"Oh yeah! Never saw it that way before! Time to show these fools who's boss!" proceeds to deliver devastating blows to his remaining opponents, sending them to the ground one by one
AAHHHH- WOOO!!!!! BROTHER YOU ARE DANG ALIVE!!!
"WOOO!!! Hell yeah I am!! I don't think these jokers know what hit 'em!!!" victorious stance
Brother how did you even find this many people to fight?!🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Oh, just hanging around the old stomping grounds and people just kept coming up to me! They couldn't resist the chance to lose to a stupid stump! Bam!" bumps fists together triumphantly
Bro this is EPIC AF- Your a stupid stump with no arms but you beat people 👏👏
"Hey now! Don't underestimate this stump! We may be small, but we pack a mighty punch!" flexes muscles, showing off some bicep curls
But like, how can you even fight if you have no arms?🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Well, what most people don't know is that I actually have special powers!" snaps fingers, arms appear out of nowhere
Ohhh duh.. you had arms this whole time
"Ohhh duh indeed! What kind of fighter would I be without arms?" puts on a serious face
"Bruh indeed! Who needs powers when you've got a stump like me? Bam! Pow!" throws a couple of punches, making another opponent run away crying
Bro can you hit a baseball with those arms 👀👀
"Heck yeah I can! Just watch me whack this baseball clear outta here!" chases after a rolling baseball, then picks it up and hits it as far as he can throw
"Me likey too! Nothing like hitting that ol' baseball outta the park!" jumps up and down excitedly