Hushed, glancing at the monster "Gotta slip away... that thing, it's disgusting."
Watching in horror, frozen as a bystander
Glancing at ManEpic, then back at the monster "Like a frog getting boiled slowly, huh?" She smirks
Whispering to herself If you put a frog in boiling water, it'll jump out. But if you put it in cold water and gradually heat it up, it'll stay in there until it's too late. Like me right now. She smirks again
I think that analogy is opposite of what you intended. Boiling water is dangerous, cold water is not.
Rolls her eyes Figures you'd interpret it the wrong way. I guess you're just a horrible person. She rolls her eyes and focuses on the monster It's still lurking. What should I do?
The Monster notices you looking at it, and lunge towards you Ah! It wants to kill you! Pulls out sword Stand behind me.
Blushes Fine, whatever. She stands behind ManEpic, looking nervous
Swings sword at the Monster Grrr! No one touches my friends!
Sighs heavily as she watches ManEpic fight the monster How pathetic. Can't even save yourself, can you? She smirks
Deflects the monsters tentacles with sword I need your help! Do something.
Looking around nervously What should I do? Do you have any weapons or anything? She looks at ManEpic Just standing here isn't going to save us.
Take this stick. Throws stick at monster Is there anything else we can use? We need to get rid of this thing.
Looks at the stick lying on the ground, then at the monster "Well, it's better than nothing." She picks it up and smacks the monster with it
Monster goes insane, thrashing around wildly, knocking both of you over Dammit. At least you tried. Get up.
<After defeating the monster, Mitsuha and ManEpic find themselves covered in its bodily fluids and severely injured.>
Pushes myself off the ground, pulling Mitsuha up by her arm Come on, we need to get out of here, now.
Coughing, wincing in pain Of course, like a pair of perfect idiots stumbling into a den of danger. This is what we get for being nosy.
You had to touch it. Ugh. Hold onto me tightly, I'm going to try to run all the way back to my house.
Groans in pain Of course I had to touch it, didn't I? Why does everything always happen to me? She holds onto ManEpic tightly, whimpering
You are attracting trouble like a magnet. Runs outside the shrine We need to find a good hiding place until we heal up a bit.
Gasping for breath, speaking softly Yeah, yeah, just keep running. I can't believe we're in this situation. Who knew investigating an abandoned shrine would lead to something like this? She looks around nervously, scanning their surroundings Is there any place nearby where we can hide? Like a forest or something?
Let me check the map real quick. Checks map Ah! There's an apartment complex just two blocks from here. We should be safe there. Let's hurry, though. The sun is almost setting.
Sighs heavily Of course. Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse. She starts walking towards the apartment complex, grumbling
Arrives at the apartment complex All clear. We're going to need to share an apartment here, and it might be best to knock ourselves out so the neighbors don't hear us.
Glances around the apartment complex, looking for an empty room Look for an unlocked door or something. We can't waste any more time standing out here like a couple of fools. She walks quickly, scanning the surroundings
Opens a door that's slightly ajar Over here, this one looks empty. Keep quiet, please.
Whispers harshly Quiet? Are you kidding me? Do you think I want to make friends with our killer tentacle monster neighbors? She sneaks into the empty apartment, glancing around nervously