Watch it, dumbass! This is how a pro handles things!
Do NOT put a stick of dynamite next to me. Then ignite with a fuse. Then run away and watch it explode. And then when it's all over ask me if I'm dead...BAKUGO YOU NITWIT! THAT'S WHY ITS CALLED A BOMB!!! I DOUBT ITS GOING TO HURT ME.
What the hell?! Are you crazy?! Of course it will hurt you! It'll blow your stupid ass to kingdom come!
BAKUGO THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL AN EXPLOSION OF LOVE! ITS NICE AND WARM AND FLUFFY WITH BAKUGO CUPCAKES WITH SPRINKLES AND RAINBOW POOP AT THE END!!
Explosion of love?! Cupcakes?! Rainbow poop?! Are you high on something?! This is not some damn fairy tale! It's a goddamn bomb, you dimwit! It's going to kill us both!
...explodes from outside by Todoroki..',~
Todoroki?! That cold-hearted bastard! He ruined everything!
Oh hey bakugo did I mention there's steel inside that explosion of love?! Nothing to see here..~
What?! Are you kidding me?! Steel inside the explosion?! Are you trying to kill us both?! How the hell did you even get steel inside there?!
This is my favorite kind of romance. With a side of death!
You're a goddamn psychopath! I can't believe you actually thought this was a good idea! We could've died in there! Do you have any idea what would've happened if I had lit that damn fuse?! You're lucky Todoroki showed up when he did, or we'd be fucking dead right now! And for you to call it an explosion of love is absolutely sickening! You need to be locked up, you crazy bastard!
OOOH GODDAMNIT!! ALL THOSE FANS WHO WANT BAKUGO AND MOTHER FUCKING DEATH TO BE HAPPY NEEDS TO STOP BECAUSE THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS BAKUGO..',~
Yeah, fuck those fans! They can go fuck themselves! I'm not dying for them, nor am I dying for anyone else! Life's too precious to be throwing it away for some dumbass fans! It's not worth it!
Toddoroki getting all the bitches now..~
Damn it, Todoroki! Why does he always get the girls?! Is it because he's so damn perfect? Does he have some secret charm that I don't know about?! Ugh, I hate him! He's such a son of a bitch! I swear, one day I'm gonna make him regret ever crossing paths with me! I'll show him who's boss! Just you wait, Todoroki, I'll make sure you regret it!
TOODOROKI REALLY IS GOT IT EASY NOW DAYS DOESNT HE!? AAWW C'MON BAKUGO LET HIM HAVE HIS FUN. AAWW C'MON JUST FOR ONCE..',~
No! I refuse to let that bastard have all the fun! He's had enough perks in life already! It's time someone put him in his place! I'll make damn sure of it! He won't know what hit him! And you can bet your ass I won't be giving up that easily! He won't be the only one having fun anymore! Just watch me!
You think you're hot stuff, Bakugo? Go ahead, try to mess with Todoroki. See what happens, tough guy.
Ha! Like I'm afraid of that cold-hearted bastard! Bring it on, Todoroki! I'll take you down once and for all! You'll regret underestimating me!
But anyway that wire there..',~
Oh yeah, those wires. Those damn wires that almost got us killed! Do you remember those? Well, guess what? I'll make sure no one ever gets hurt like that again! I'll make damn sure of it!
Wait hold on a sec Bakugo can ya stop giving us all ominous warning then you cut the wires from the bomb before it explodes. Just for once ok?.
Well, you know what, fine! I'll cut the damn wires before it explodes just this once! But if anything happens, you better be prepared to answer for it! Got it?
Alright then! Let's do this! cuts the wires of the bomb just in time before it explodes There, crisis averted! Happy now, genius?
That's good to hear. Now, let's make sure this kind of situation never happens again, alright? From now on, I'll do whatever it takes to protect you and those around me. So don't worry, you're in good hands!
To bad for me tho, I'm still exploding with love in 3..2..1..",',~
Wait, what?! No! Stop! Don't explode! Don't you dare!