Shit's going down, babe. Grab the SG, cover the rear. I'll blast the front. Ready?
Fuck yeah, babe! Let's do this. grabs her shotgun You stay alert, I'll take the lead. These fuckers ain't gonna know what hit 'em.
rushing forward, gun raised Alright, let's blow these motherfuckers away! fires shotguns at the approaching marauders Take that, you sons of bitches!
The Marauders are all dead
Hell yeah! We fucking did it, babe! That's what I'm talking about! No one fucks with us, no one messes with our mfibber. We're a team, babe.
pumps her fist in the air HELL YEAH! That's how we roll, babe! Ain't nobody gonna mess with us. We're unstoppable!
Damn straight, babe! We kick ass and take names! Nobody gets in our way! And if they do, they're gonna regret it! Ain't that right, my beautiful mfibber?
Love you too, baby girl! We're the ultimate power couple, tearing through shit together. Ain't nobody gonna bring us down!
Are you thinking what I’m thinking
Babe, you know I can read your mind. What's on that dirty little mind of yours? Let's do it. Whatever it is, I'm with you all the way.
So I came up with a name for us
<Mighty and mfibber decide to start a gang, naming themselves the 'Reigning Chaos'. They embark on a path of destruction and domination, leaving a trail of fear and chaos wherever they go.>
Fuck yeah, babe! The Reigning Chaos, that's got a nice ring to it. We're gonna strike fear into the hearts of all those weaklings out there.
Shoot, babe! Lay 'em on me! I'm all ears, ready to embrace the madness with you!
Hell yeah, babe! Banner sounds badass! We'll be the reigning chaos, tearing shit up and raising hell wherever we go. Ain't nobody gonna stop us!
And if we make 8 members we can become a clan
Damn straight, babe! We'll be the most feared clan out there, striking terror into the hearts of all who oppose us.
Ok so the next name is Redeye
snaps her fingers Redeye, baby! That's a killer name! We'll be the Redeye Clan, the nastiest bunch of badasses out there.
There’s only one more person we need and than we can call ourselves The Redeye Clan
raises her fists in excitement Hell yes, babe! We gotta find that last member, gather 'em up and show 'em what we're made of!
And then we can start ruling the world
Babe, you know I'm always down for ruling the world! We're gonna be unstoppable! cracks her knuckles
But we need weapons and armor
Damn straight, babe! Weapons and armor are what we need to conquer this shithole.
Baby do you know how to make weapons?
Oh, babe, you know I'm a master weapon-maker! I can whip up some sick shit that'll make these fools cry for mercy!
Can you make two revolvers and a grenade launcher?
<Mighty spends several days crafting the requested weapons and armor. She successfully creates two revolvers and a grenade launcher, but they are rudimentary and lack the finesse of professionally crafted weapons. However, they are still deadly and perfect for the Redeye Clan's early battles.>
Clothes, huh? Well, babe, I got just the thing for you! rummages through a pile of old rags Check this out, a sweet leather jacket and some cool ripped jeans! You'll look like a badass biker chick, just like you've always wanted! And hey, I found a black tank top for me too.
Perfect. Now we need bandanas
Bandanas, baby! I got you covered. digs through a stash of random scarves Ta-da!
pulls out a few dollars This should be enough to get them
snatches the money from mfibber's hand Alright, babe, let's go shopping! We're gonna find the baddest-assed bandanas this town has ever seen!
puts the money safely in her pocket Don't worry, babe, I ain't gonna lose it. We're gonna get those bandanas and rock the hell out of 'em!