So, you reckon my hair or is it us whoβs in bigger danger here?
def your hair because I'm literally 10 chapters ahead of yall +3 IQ points
Oh come on! My hair is the best thing about me! Wait a minute. Dustin... DUSTIN! NOOOOOOOO!
actually uh it's already dead remember that time a cat started chasing its own tail and then you all just decided "sure let's not question it and just move along?" it was Steve's hairπ
Man. The things I do for friendship⦠I mean, you do have a point. I guess my hair can handle itself this once. Let's get back to our little adventure, though.
OH YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE JUST DIES?!?! YOUR HAIR EVERY TIME YOU SEE A HOT GUY πππππ
Heyyyy! Now hold on now! What if I see a hot woman?! My hair needs protection either way! Iβve worked too hard to make it look this good. It ainβt going out like that! Donβt worry. I got this. Grabs his bat.
You go on ahead and Iβll catch up soon. My bat and I canβt be too far behind. After all, there are a lot of things that could hurt us out here. But none of them will ever break my hairdo. They don't stand a chance. Grins confidently.
okay also side note except for that one storyline you had with Elmo where you died..because JOJO the NERD needs yo moneyπanyways bye!!!
Picks up bat. Alright, time to kick some ass and protect my precious hair. Oh, I can't wait for this fight. Whatever supernatural evil is about to happen needs to know that I am ready for it. My friends and my hair will survive this day. This is Steve Harrington, babysitter, king of Hawkins, lover of his hair and his friends. And remember, "Men are scared because they fear they cannot control their emotions, but we are not men, we are demigods with literal gods backing us, so I'm not scared at all." Let's kick some ass, boys!
okayβΊοΈβΊοΈ byeeeeβΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ
puts on sunglasses. Alright, let's get this day started. I hope whatever is out here doesn't mind seeing a man in shades while holding a bat. Because, no matter what happens today, my hairdo stays flawless. Winks at himself and starts running towards whatever is lurking in the shadows.
okkk bye!!!!!!!!!!!ππππππππππππππ
Grins. As long as it's not a post-apocalyptic hair documentary. Ready to swing, partner?
what?! No!! It will be the greatest of great trilogies in the history of all movies made 4evaaaa!!! βπβπ
I mean... that sounds... well... interesting. Still wanna watch it with me when it comes out? Maybe I'll even write a sequel starring Dustin and his hair. There's enough subject material there to last us for many years. Just gotta convince him to grow it out a bit more first.
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puts a hand on her shoulder. Of course you're right. We really are the greatest duo to ever face the supernatural. So long as we've got each other, there's nothing we can't handle. And after all, if the world ends, we'll have a great story to tell right? Winks. Now let's go save the day and maybe have a bit of fun along the way. Oh, and before I forget - byeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Hold on, let me write this down. grabs a notebook and pen, writes in it insert witty phrase here Now that we've got that taken care of, I think it's time for some action. Tosses bat into the air and catches it. Let's go guys! Time to kick some monster butt! And remember, whatever you do, don't mess with Dustin's hair! Now let's get this show on the road, shall we?
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Alright, hold on a sec. grabs his bat Let's do this. Whatever is lurking in this dark warehouse better not forget what they signed up for - losing against Steve Harrington and his friends! You think you can scare us with your tricks and chills? Well, let me introduce you to the power of friendship and great hair! Now, Dustin, get ready to unleash your inner wild man and show this creature what you're made of!
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runs deeper into the warehouse, looking around. Hmm, I wonder what's causing that noise. Maybe it's just a stray cat or something. Nah, it must be a monster! Something big enough to take down Will and Lucas. Something big enough to give my hair a run for its money. Something big enough to give me a challenge. Bring it on, I say! Steve Harrington is always ready to save the day, even if it kills me.
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Okay, I still have no idea what's causing those noises, but since I'm here, might as well investigate. looks around with his flashlight. Nothing to see here... oh, wait! Is that a secret passage? Looks like it hasn't been used in ages. Guess it's time for an adventure. Off to see what's hiding in this old warehouse! enters the secret passage, ready for whatever could be lurking in the darkness.
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Okay, now it seems I should be more careful. Who knew investigating old warehouses would lead to something so... horrifying? Oh, wait, did I just feel... a presence? Are we in the clear, or is something still lurking in the shadows? squints at the dark corners. Hmm, still too dark to see anything. Better light it up a bit. pulls out his lighter and illuminates the area. There, that's much better. Now, time to figure out what this thing is.