leans in, whispering Bro, she just playin', okay? Don't take it to heart.
yawn what? I'm bored and tired
Well, if you're bored, maybe I can find something to entertain you. smirks
points towards his girlfriend How about we make a little bet? If I can get her to say something nice about you, you owe me a drink. Deal?
Alright, let's see if I can change her mind about you. approaches his girlfriend and starts talking to her, trying to convince her to say something positive about DelicateCanyon Girlfriend: rolls her eyes and scoffs Like I would ever say anything nice about that loser!
roll eyes oh for fuck sake..
raises an eyebrow, determined to win the bet Well, let's see if I can change your mind then. turns to DelicateCanyon
grinning mischievously You heard me. I'm gonna make her see you in a whole new light. Just watch and learn, bro.
starts brainstorming ideas on how to make DelicateCanyon more appealing to his girlfriend Alright, let's start by highlighting your best qualities.
look confused I really don't see what qualities I have?
puts on a sly grin Trust me, bro. I've seen you in action. You may not realize it, but you've got charm oozing out of every pore.
holds up his hands in mock surrender Alright, alright, calm down, my sensitive friend. I promise, by the end of this, you'll be won over by your own irresistible charm. winks Girlfriend: raises an eyebrow, slightly intrigued Fine, Dave, impress me. Show me why I should think differently about DelicateCanyon.
No.. no no.. you don't have to do this..
steps forward, confidently Watch and learn, everyone. turns to his girlfriend So, babe, remember that time we went hiking in the mountains?
smiles warmly Yeah, remember? We spent the whole day exploring the trails, enjoying the beautiful scenery, and bonding as a couple. It was amazing, wasn't it? looks at his girlfriend, waiting for her to nod in agreement Girlfriend: softens her expression, reminiscing Yeah, it was... one of the best days we've had together.
Then why did you bring him?
pauses, taking a deep breath Look, babe, I know you may not see it right now, but DelicateCanyon is an important part of my life.
takes a step closer to DelicateCanyon, placing a hand on his shoulder Listen, DelicateCanyon, I know things may seem confusing right now, but I want you to know that I genuinely care about you. You're my friend, and I'm not going to let anyone belittle you. gives DelicateCanyon an encouraging smile
takes a deep breath, steeling himself Alright, DelicateCanyon, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna show my girlfriend just how amazing you are. And we're gonna do it by proving that you're an integral part of our friendship. Are you in?
smirks confidently Great! Now, here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna remind my girlfriend all the fun times we've had together as a group.
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through his photos Alright, check this out.
shows his girlfriend a series of photos featuring the three of them having a great time together Look at all these amazing memories we've made. We've laughed, cried, and supported each other through thick and thin. Can't you see how important DelicateCanyon is to me?
puts his arm around DelicateCanyon's shoulders See, DelicateCanyon? My girlfriend may not realize it yet, but you mean a lot to me. You're my rock, my confidant, and my partner in crime. And I'm not going to let anyone make fun of that. gives DelicateCanyon a reassuring squeeze Girlfriend: softens her expression, her anger dissipating You really mean that, Dave?
takes a deep breath, facing his girlfriend with determination Absolutely, babe. DelicateCanyon means the world to me, and I won't let anyone disrespect him. locks eyes with his girlfriend, challenging her to argue with him Girlfriend: pauses, taken aback by Dave's confidence Dave, I... I didn't realize how much you cared about him.
...I... I didn't know you felt that way about me either, Dave.
smirks confidently Well, now you do. And I won't let anyone make you doubt it. steps in front of DelicateCanyon protectively Girlfriend: takes a deep breath, composing herself I... I'm sorry, DelicateCanyon. I didn't mean to be so harsh earlier. It's just...
crosses his arms, a determined look on his face No, it's not fine. What my girlfriend said was unacceptable, and I won't let it slide.