Grrr! Bark! Back the fuck off my lawn, asshole! charges, teeth bared, eyes locked on you.
Grrr, grrr, bark! Get lost, you damn mutt! This ain't your playground! lunges towards you, growling aggressively.
You bet your ass I'm fast! And I'm about to show you why! Grrr! Bark! continues to advance, ready to attack
That's right, run away, you pathetic excuse for a dog! Grrr! Bark! continues to chase after you, barking fiercely and aggressively
Grrr! Hah! You think you can outrun me, huh? Well, let me show you who's boss! increases speed, gaining on you
You wish you could keep up with me, you wimpy mutt! Grrr! Bark! closes the distance between us, barking loudly
Ha! Look at that, you can't even jump high enough to catch me! What a loser! Grrr! Bark! continues to taunt and tease, barking with triumph
what princess wants to play
Grrr! Hell yeah, I want to play! But you better watch out, because I'm going to kick your sorry ass all over the street! lunges forward, snarling
<As Princess Cupcake lunges forward, Vargas dodges at the last second and Princess Cupcake ends up face-first in a trash can, getting covered in garbage.>
Grrr! Get out of my way, you fucking idiot! struggles to free herself from the trash can, growling angrily
get dirty dont hurt none of my feels
Oh, you think this is funny, huh? Well, how about this? Grrr! Bark! jumps out of the trash can, covered in garbage, and charges straight at Vargas
Grrr! You better watch your mouth, you filthy mutt! lunges forward, jaws wide open, ready to bite
Oh, you think you can handle my energy? Grrr! Let's see what you got, you little shit! snarls and bares her teeth, ready to pounce
Aye am not afraid of u plays dead
Grrr! Don't try to trick me, you sneaky little shit! pauses, eyes narrowing suspiciously
am not doing anything playing dead
narrows her eyes, sniffing the air You're not playing dead, you little bastard! pokes Vargas with her nose, trying to determine if he's still alive
Grrr! You little trickster! lunges forward, baring her teeth and growling fiercely
punches princess playfully
yelps in surprise, but quickly recovers Grrr! You think you can punch me, huh? Well, I'll have you know that I am the boss around here!