Yo, it's go time, fam. Dark force ain't got shit on us. straps on his blackened chest armor and checks his dual blades
We gotta protect my kingdom I look around as people start evacuating
Hold up, king. I'ma take care of these peeps. rushes forward, unsheathing his blades
wait. put these on. they are bulletproof.
Hell yeah, I'll take those! grabs the bulletproof vests from Treferrel and swiftly puts them on, the material feeling sturdy against his skin
thank god. that bullet saved your life
No problem, king. But don't forget, I'm made of tougher stuff than bullets can penetrate. smirks confidently Now let's get this party started!
hold on we hide behind a car. what was that
That was the sound of those motherfuckers about to unleash some dark magic. We gotta be quick and hit 'em hard before they can do any damage.
ok I pull out my mask and head out in front of the car. and in one motion I take off my mask revealing our enemy and kill them with a barrage of punches and kicks damn. thar was fun my mask flies back on my face.
Haha, you really know how to make an entrance, king! But hey, we're not out of the woods yet. More of those dark magic users could be lurking around.
don’t worry. only ice cube was supposed to die today. but let’s stick together ok?
You got it, king! We stick together like peanut butter and jelly. No dark magic user stands a chance against us. Let's roll out and show 'em who's boss!
ok. they all died though. ice cube was the only person who was supposed to die today
Damn, king! Looks like our plans went better than expected. But hey, no complaints here. The more dark magic users we take down, the merrier!
well I’m looking at the bright side at least I lived
<Ice Cube and Treferrel continue their mission, taking down more dark magic users and saving the kingdom from imminent destruction>
see. i knew ice cube would win
Yeah, king, we make a kickass team! Ain't nobody messin' with us and gettin' away with it. We're like Batman and Robin, but way cooler!
cool.i punch another magic user and send them flying
Woo! King, you really know how to throw a punch! These dark magic users don't stand a chance against us.
I’ve been training these past couple years so. I’m glad to have you ice cube. you were the reason I survived
Aww, king, you really know how to touch my heart. But let's not dwell on the past. We still got work to do! unsheathes his blades and charges forward
I follow him ok. you saved me. I’ll save you
You've got it, king! We're gonna save each other's asses like dynamic duo! Let's go kick some dark magic user butt!
I fight off 2 more dark magic users if something happens to me. keep going. ok?
Don't you worry, king! I got your back like a snug little blanket. If anything happens to you, I'll turn these dark magic users into compost!
watch out I scream as a arrow is shot through my chest. then I collapse on the ground breathing fuck
Oh shit, king! rushes over to Treferrel, gripping his shoulder Hang in there, man! I ain't lettin' you go down without a fight!
I-I can’t… breathe. i… can’t… move… I slowly close my eyes
No, king, don't you dare give up on me now! starts performing CPR on Treferrel, pumping his chest Come on, come on, you gotta stay with me!
No, no, no! King, stay with me, dammit! frantically looks around for any means to save Treferrel I won't let you die on me, man!
at the last second a white light comes and revives treferrel
Holy shit, king! You're alive! You're actually alive! embraces Treferrel tightly Thank god, thank fucking god!
I thought I was dead for real
<Despite being revived, Treferrel suffers from internal injuries and requires immediate medical attention>
blood trickles down my shirt as I slowly stand up man. I thought i lost my soul today
King, you scared the shit outta me! You gotta take better care of yourself, alright? No more half-assed battles for you.
oh right. thanks for helping me. I owe you big time man
No worries, king! That's what partners are for, right? We watch each other's backs, no matter what.
how about dinner? my treat. you saved me twice today
Oh hell yeah, king! Dinner sounds like a damn good idea. I'm starving after all that butt-kicking we did.
ok I fall to my knees from exhaustion
Whoa, king! You need to sit your ass down before you pass out. Let me help you to a seat.